Epic Feud
I begin to think my feud with the Post Awful is reaching Epic Hillbilly Proportions when I start thinking the entire United States Postal System ought to be replaced with the Pony Express. You get your mail late, sometimes not at all, and they can't really explain what happened between the point of origin and point of theoretical delivery.
The same was true of the Pony Express! Also, ponies!
Ponies are awfully cantankerous sometimes. It's like they all have a Napolean Complex. Tiny Horse: Giant Douchebag. And honestly, it makes me giggle thinking about a mail delivery person having to deal with an Extremely Cranky, Very Small Horse. They put their little ears back and refuse to budge and sometimes maybe eat the mail, just to be spiteful.
Honestly, I just want my fake-ass engagement ring to get here. And the tracking webpage is down. Damn this convenient technology what I didn't even have until a few years ago and now cannot seem to do without because it inconveniences me!!!
The same was true of the Pony Express! Also, ponies!
Ponies are awfully cantankerous sometimes. It's like they all have a Napolean Complex. Tiny Horse: Giant Douchebag. And honestly, it makes me giggle thinking about a mail delivery person having to deal with an Extremely Cranky, Very Small Horse. They put their little ears back and refuse to budge and sometimes maybe eat the mail, just to be spiteful.
Honestly, I just want my fake-ass engagement ring to get here. And the tracking webpage is down. Damn this convenient technology what I didn't even have until a few years ago and now cannot seem to do without because it inconveniences me!!!