Apr 12, 2007 08:25
I have noticed that there seems to be an almost precognitive relationship in my sitting down to the computer and my taking a crap.
Basically, I sit down at the computer, fire it up, then I seem to have a massive need to shit right before I get past my homepage on my web browser.
I also think that the size, consistency, and effort of my excretion may be an indicator of my upcoming internet experience.
Today I predict that the internet will be full of alot of crap, but pretty easygoing, and there may be moments of corny shit peppered throughout.
Anyone else have any similar happenings?
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