just something stupid to bitch about
I am watching some newer RoboCop TV movie deal (What is this 'Lost" thing anyways?)
I mean even in the 2000's, the real Twenty-first Century, they make RoboCop all slow and awkward. Moving into crisis situations slower than an elderly woman with a walker.
With all the horrible bastard sequels and remakes... why can't poor RoboCop get some fluid and unrestrictive armour? It is practically the real RoboCop futue, we have amputees coming back from the Middle East with better prostetics than OCP's Finest. Sure Robotics still isn't even close to getting something as slow and wobbly as RoboCop made as a real thing, but my kid has a remote control RoboSapien that moves faster.
I want a RoboCop who can perform better and faster. Even Lee Majors had it better than Robo, and he had hairy Bionic Parts!
You fuckers better not do another fucking RoboCop until you redesign or update the poor bastard. I will even accept a total remake so long as you reinvent the guy to be able to actually kick ass in Detroit.
I mean even in the 2000's, the real Twenty-first Century, they make RoboCop all slow and awkward. Moving into crisis situations slower than an elderly woman with a walker.
With all the horrible bastard sequels and remakes... why can't poor RoboCop get some fluid and unrestrictive armour? It is practically the real RoboCop futue, we have amputees coming back from the Middle East with better prostetics than OCP's Finest. Sure Robotics still isn't even close to getting something as slow and wobbly as RoboCop made as a real thing, but my kid has a remote control RoboSapien that moves faster.
I want a RoboCop who can perform better and faster. Even Lee Majors had it better than Robo, and he had hairy Bionic Parts!
You fuckers better not do another fucking RoboCop until you redesign or update the poor bastard. I will even accept a total remake so long as you reinvent the guy to be able to actually kick ass in Detroit.