OBEY. MARRY AND REPRODUCE. CONSUME.
(Any Similarity to Persons Living or Dead Is Purely Coincidental.)
So have you done the dastardly deed with that plump little number at work yet?
I used to think you were almost like an unholy monk, or some eldritch priest. Unfazed by the temptations of the gyrating flesh. Now to see you on the verge of becoming like a backslidding sinner, into a life of decadent pop music rhythms and chunky bottomed fast food workers. It is a greasy spoon of syphillis madness.
My brain is tattered. Sha doobie.
You need to resist your vile corporate masters, that crap they cook into the food is burrowing a hole into your brain and implanting the consumerist culture brainworms. That cheap red meat is psychic poison. Subliminal additives and preservatives that force a man's mind and good sense to pulp into tangy urine.
Where's the BEEF?
So have you done the dastardly deed with that plump little number at work yet?
I used to think you were almost like an unholy monk, or some eldritch priest. Unfazed by the temptations of the gyrating flesh. Now to see you on the verge of becoming like a backslidding sinner, into a life of decadent pop music rhythms and chunky bottomed fast food workers. It is a greasy spoon of syphillis madness.
My brain is tattered. Sha doobie.
You need to resist your vile corporate masters, that crap they cook into the food is burrowing a hole into your brain and implanting the consumerist culture brainworms. That cheap red meat is psychic poison. Subliminal additives and preservatives that force a man's mind and good sense to pulp into tangy urine.
Where's the BEEF?