News of the good
Since it's been doom and gloom around here lately and a lot of me throwing myself on the floor and being melodramatic I wanted to post some happy positive moments.
1. Fifteen mo'fuckin' ounces of breast milk today. Apparently the answer to the question was car adapter. I love it. It's sexy. I could have gotten more probably if I hadn't been terrified of killing the childrens. I am okay with driving and pumping when it's just my life on the line, but not the kids. Go being a protective parent or some junk.
2. Why hello brand spanking new pillow top mattress. Sure it has been pretty chaste around here but you will make for some amazing stories when I fall off the bed due to sexy times. More importantly, climbing onto you makes me feel like a four year old and rolling around on you made my life. Hard to be mad when you're short and flailing on a big ol' pile of comfy.
3. WIC appointments. Seriously, they take FOR FUCKING EVER but it's nice to have a nutritionist look at me and say HIGH FIVE LADY FOR THAT BOOB MILK THING YOU DO. If anyone ever felt like a breastfeeding failure I swear a visit to my WIC will instantly make you feel better. They're like a breastfeeding hug. For reals. Downside? Georgia is apparently the shittiest state ever. Period. They finally explained to me that they do not give out double pumps because they're too expensive, but hey, want ANOTHER manual pump? Um. No. No I don't. I only have three of them already. I'll pass.
BUT SRSLY. Breastfeeding community makes it sound like WIC passes out double pumps like candy corn on Halloween. If they do, it's only in other states that aren't Georgia. Or, maybe just Fulton County sucks. I have no idea, but it's really fucking lame either way. However, only so-so lame because did I mention FUCK YEAH car adapter? Hi car adapter. You so sexy. MUAH!
I will get back to you ladies on the other post. You do make very good points but, GIGANTIC BUT, Mike does do a lot. A lot, a lot. AND I've only been back to work for a month so I think this is all part of WE HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WORK AND BABIES. So I'm trying to view it as a speed bump and not a flaming death trap.
Maybe he really is just better at making time for himself. I don't know. Maybe if it were so fucking important to me I should get up earlier (have I ever mentioned, vehemently, that I am not remotely a morning person AT ALL? For those "adults" out there who told me I'd outgrow it? FUCK YOU). I just. Man. Getting up early. BUT I think the nails may be such a priority that while Mike runs out tonight I'm going to make a hot bath and shave my legs so the adorable Asian ladies don't bitch at me about my hairy legs. Nothing says relaxation like "I wax for you."
Please don't offer to wax portions of my body. Just rub my feet and we'll call it even.
1. Fifteen mo'fuckin' ounces of breast milk today. Apparently the answer to the question was car adapter. I love it. It's sexy. I could have gotten more probably if I hadn't been terrified of killing the childrens. I am okay with driving and pumping when it's just my life on the line, but not the kids. Go being a protective parent or some junk.
2. Why hello brand spanking new pillow top mattress. Sure it has been pretty chaste around here but you will make for some amazing stories when I fall off the bed due to sexy times. More importantly, climbing onto you makes me feel like a four year old and rolling around on you made my life. Hard to be mad when you're short and flailing on a big ol' pile of comfy.
3. WIC appointments. Seriously, they take FOR FUCKING EVER but it's nice to have a nutritionist look at me and say HIGH FIVE LADY FOR THAT BOOB MILK THING YOU DO. If anyone ever felt like a breastfeeding failure I swear a visit to my WIC will instantly make you feel better. They're like a breastfeeding hug. For reals. Downside? Georgia is apparently the shittiest state ever. Period. They finally explained to me that they do not give out double pumps because they're too expensive, but hey, want ANOTHER manual pump? Um. No. No I don't. I only have three of them already. I'll pass.
BUT SRSLY. Breastfeeding community makes it sound like WIC passes out double pumps like candy corn on Halloween. If they do, it's only in other states that aren't Georgia. Or, maybe just Fulton County sucks. I have no idea, but it's really fucking lame either way. However, only so-so lame because did I mention FUCK YEAH car adapter? Hi car adapter. You so sexy. MUAH!
I will get back to you ladies on the other post. You do make very good points but, GIGANTIC BUT, Mike does do a lot. A lot, a lot. AND I've only been back to work for a month so I think this is all part of WE HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WORK AND BABIES. So I'm trying to view it as a speed bump and not a flaming death trap.
Maybe he really is just better at making time for himself. I don't know. Maybe if it were so fucking important to me I should get up earlier (have I ever mentioned, vehemently, that I am not remotely a morning person AT ALL? For those "adults" out there who told me I'd outgrow it? FUCK YOU). I just. Man. Getting up early. BUT I think the nails may be such a priority that while Mike runs out tonight I'm going to make a hot bath and shave my legs so the adorable Asian ladies don't bitch at me about my hairy legs. Nothing says relaxation like "I wax for you."
Please don't offer to wax portions of my body. Just rub my feet and we'll call it even.