Five Mutants Toad Never Got Into a Relationship With

Author's Note: It's been over a year since I first got the prompt (hi Bob!), but I did get it done. Everything except the first one ignores X3. No warnings.

Rogue (X-3 compliant)

( The last of his coffee had been pissed down the gutter hours ago... )

So I saw it. I liked it more than I thought I would.

( My random and somewhat shallow observations are under here. )