The closest I'll get to a maroon passport for now.
BLI: E, how are we defining this thing we've got going on? I don't want to fly here, I'm just not sure what to call it. Is there a name beyond unbelievably amazing?
me: That'll work.
BLI: I know, how about "my lasciviously sublime almost girlfriend?"
me: *cackles with glee* Brilliant! Short for "honourary British lasciviously sublime almost girlfriend?"
BLI: Abso-bloody-lutely! Of course someday we'll drop the "honourary."
me: Yes! My life's work, come to fruition! All thanks to Danger Mouse. This all started back in 1984 when I watched his show religiously.
BLI: And then you knew you had to become a British half-lesbian? ;)
me: Well, British anyway! Those were the innocent days of yesteryear when four-year-olds, me included, didn't know what sex was. Wow.
Couple that with her statement "You're an English person in an American's body."
So I've been knighted honourary British by a bona fide Englishwoman. Fuckwin. Kthxbai.
me: That'll work.
BLI: I know, how about "my lasciviously sublime almost girlfriend?"
me: *cackles with glee* Brilliant! Short for "honourary British lasciviously sublime almost girlfriend?"
BLI: Abso-bloody-lutely! Of course someday we'll drop the "honourary."
me: Yes! My life's work, come to fruition! All thanks to Danger Mouse. This all started back in 1984 when I watched his show religiously.
BLI: And then you knew you had to become a British half-lesbian? ;)
me: Well, British anyway! Those were the innocent days of yesteryear when four-year-olds, me included, didn't know what sex was. Wow.
Couple that with her statement "You're an English person in an American's body."
So I've been knighted honourary British by a bona fide Englishwoman. Fuckwin. Kthxbai.