Jun 06, 2008 22:32
I know I have been starting off getting on here talking about fucking she-males and my friend's moms. But I really just want to say that I am really in love with the women that I am with. I really wouldn't cheat on her but it's just fun to bullshit. But she is totally an awesome women. She is clean, has a planner, plump like I like em', she is a goody goody who hasnt fucked anyone else, and she never tells me no to sex. I can't beat that shit. This girl has been asleep before and I was like "baby let me still my dick in your pooner," and she is always down.
I feel sorry for people that have shitty girlfriends that cheat on them and shit and are constantly on their boyfriends back wondering what they are doing. I am going to be straight with everyone that I do in fact think women are stupid, as well as men just in a more emotional way, but some women are just way more stupid than others. I am happy to be the one to say I got one that wasn't a complete fucking retard(like most).
The other girls I have dated were fat blobs. I wish I was just being a dick, and exaggerating, but I am really fucking serious. My last girlfriend I honestly thought she didn't have a belly button because I never seen it and she would never show me. I really wish I could post a picture on here of her to show how bad it was but I'm pretty sure I could possibly get in trouble if she ever found out, and I am a complete pussy when it comes to that shit.
Yeah.. it's weird I didn't like fat chicks before I got with her so I tried it out, and now I like fat chicks but not as fat as her. I want to atleast know they have a belly button. I finally found it I found out that her stomach folders over in the middle so it is hidden.
But now I am going to talk about loving my girlfriend again because that bitch makes me sick. I couldn't even have sex with her because she was so gross. She was one of those desperate fat girls that wants to get pregnant so somebody will love it. God damnit I'm still talking about her.. AHHH!!
Anyways Tina (my current girlfriend) is fucking great. I love fucking the shit out of her. So she is not the sluttiest in the bed room, pretty submissive but it's ok. It still feels like pussy, and it doesn't smell like baby shit. O my god that brings me up to a completely new subject. Girls out there that have a pussy.. please wash it. You guys can't smell it because your constantly around it but do guys a favor, and wash that shit two times a day. And if your fat like 4 times. I like big girls but you bitches to get pretty swetty. Tina's cousin Has the worlds stinkiest pussy and she doesn't realize it at all. Even if you say something to her she just acts dumb. Her bedroom, and bathroom smells like dirty fucking pussy. O and please kegel or your boyfriend/husband will cheat on you. Don't believe me, then keep fucking with out kegeling, and lets see.
Peace niggers.
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