One of my email accounts which generates a whole whomp-load of spam (at least provides for amusing reading), recently got delivered an email entitled "Turn your garden hose into a power washer". I was convinced that it was having to do with "male enlargement", while trying to circumvent spam filters' normal "trigger words" for spam emails ( Read more... )

Not much at all for the lolcatz craze that has infected the 'net like a virus, but after going to the Irish pavilion at Folklorama the following got in my head and demanded a visit to the Dark Side for me to share it with the world:

(warning, bad pun based on knowledge of Ireland below:)


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Part I: He'll do well at the annual roshambo tourney ...

Trying to get the kids to agree on type of pizza to order, of course one wants one and one wants another.

I suggest "rock, paper, scissors" to determine who gets what.

Immediately the four year old pipes up "I wanna be 'rock'!"

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Part II: In which my kids get me a free cavity search ( Read more... )

Well, this is the Dion-Jean Occasion.

"GI Joe and Barbie"

Recieved the following in my inbox ( Read more... )

(Sadly, not my joke, but from the discussion of a mailng list I'm on, ostensibly about borders and tripoints (where three nations meet) and the like, but often divulges into geopolitical discussions because we're all interested in that to a degree as well). Names changed to prevent the pelting of rotten tomatoes as pun-ishment for such a bad joke ( Read more... )

Water found on Mars. Mugabe takes measures to keep it from his people.

Was reading a friend's livejournal today (all names, including that of my friend who has nothing to do with this and who I know is tres smart, are removed out of pity for the parties involved) and a reply came to her rather ordinary post by someone I know she doesn't know saying, to the effect of ( Read more... )

Miss South Carolina reveals she uses the same speech writer as George W. Bush.

(OK, I'm positive I'm not the only, nor anywhere near the first person to make this observation, but I haven't seen anyone else say it yet ... )