the sexytimes

Mar 27, 2011 11:09

A nice topic for a Sunday morning...

I want to discuss SEX in fanfic.

Beneath the cut because of mature content. )

discussion: general, discussion: fanfic trends

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Brown Chicken Brown Cow! audreyii_fic March 27 2011, 15:42:32 UTC
I'm typing this in child care at church. Just sayin'. I could write a book on this, but since I'm on the iPhone I'll be brief ( ... )

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Re: Brown Chicken Brown Cow! likexaxdove March 27 2011, 18:20:44 UTC
and the wrong word can throw everything out and wreck what's been built

You ain't kiddin'.

I think the funniest thing I've read for a guy's precum (I know you don't like that word. Too bad.) is "a bead of cream". I mean...come on now. And then for a girl, it was "petals of a rose". LMAO...I can't. Too serious business.

And yeah, don't like "pussy" either. Too...I don't know. Raunchy?

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Re: Brown Chicken Brown Cow! audreyii_fic March 27 2011, 18:29:46 UTC
...bead of cream. Right. This is what I mean about writers not knowing what they're talking about. If that's how she'd describe it then her guy needs to see a doctor ASAP.

And petals of a rose is, among othervthings, shit characterization. Unless it's a femslash with superhistrionic chicks. What guy thinks "petals of a rose"? Internal monologue fail.

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Re: Brown Chicken Brown Cow! likexaxdove March 27 2011, 19:37:38 UTC
What guy thinks "petals of a rose"?

This reminds me of a scene from Superbad.

Evan: You could always subscribe to a site like Perfect Ten. I mean that could be anything, it could be a bowling site.
Seth: Yeah, but it doesn't actually show dick going in which is a huge concern.
Evan: Right, I didn't realize that.
Seth: Besides, have you ever seen a vagina by itself?
Evan: No.
Seth: [shakes his head] Not for me.

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Re: Brown Chicken Brown Cow! majestamoniet March 27 2011, 18:53:37 UTC
Because you mentioned not liking the word "cock," is there another term you prefer? Penis? Dick?

To me "penis" is almost too...technical, like something out of an anatomy book. And from my perspective "cock" is less vulgar than "dick."

When I can't use "length" or "shaft," I tend to go with "cock."

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Re: Brown Chicken Brown Cow! audreyii_fic March 27 2011, 19:08:24 UTC
I don't have a problem with cock as long as it's not used excessively. A big failing in a lot of lemons is constant slang repetition. Too many cocks and pussies all over the place. Repetition bugs me, unattractive slang bugs me ("cock" isn't a terrible offender, but it's not great), and excessive directness bugs me (I prefer my lemons verb and adjective heavy and light on the nouns). So... yeah.

The word penis has no place in a lemon unless it's a comedy.

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Re: Brown Chicken Brown Cow! majestamoniet March 27 2011, 19:20:33 UTC
I agree. You shouldn't refer to the "cock" often enough in one scene to need to use it over and over. lol. We get what's going on. ;)

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