[SCENE: IAN'S room. SONIA, sick and sullen, her eyeballs sore from watching 7.6 billion episodes of Law & Order: SVU, is curled up in IAN'S bed. IAN, having come home from a day of classes and work, is playing WoW.]

SONIA: ...IAN.
IAN: My queen?
SONIA: Come the fuck here.
IAN: [uncomfortably] I'm...right in the middle of a game ( Read more... )