LOL. Didn't wanna lose this.
[SCENE: IAN'S room. SONIA, sick and sullen, her eyeballs sore from watching 7.6 billion episodes of Law & Order: SVU, is curled up in IAN'S bed. IAN, having come home from a day of classes and work, is playing WoW.]
SONIA: ...IAN.
IAN: My queen?
SONIA: Come the fuck here.
IAN: [uncomfortably] I'm...right in the middle of a game...
SONIA: I DON'T CARE. I'm sick and needy!!
[IAN reluctantly leaves his game, approaches the bed and tenderly embraces her.]
IAN: My sweet, I'm playing with other people. If I leave now, their game is over.
SONIA: They'll be FINE.
IAN: I'm their Mage! I'm the most powerful person they've got! Without me, they'll all die!
SONIA: [irritated sigh] Fine. Go play with your online buddies whom you've never met, while your living, breathing friend dies here on your bed. [removes him from her presence with an elbow to his chest]
IAN: [retreating meekly] I love you!
SONIA: [a sullen snarl] No you don't.
...
[SCENE: Several minutes later. Ian is still WoWing; Sonia is in bed, still sick, still sullen.]
IAN: Hey Sonia...
SONIA: Sorry. Sonia died a few minutes ago.
IAN: [eight octaves higher than normal] NO SHE DIDN'T!!! ...You're right there..!!
SONIA: Yeah. DEAD.
XD Good to know this horrible viral thing hasn't affected my hilariosity.
Seriously though. This sucks. Ew ew ew.
SONIA: ...IAN.
IAN: My queen?
SONIA: Come the fuck here.
IAN: [uncomfortably] I'm...right in the middle of a game...
SONIA: I DON'T CARE. I'm sick and needy!!
[IAN reluctantly leaves his game, approaches the bed and tenderly embraces her.]
IAN: My sweet, I'm playing with other people. If I leave now, their game is over.
SONIA: They'll be FINE.
IAN: I'm their Mage! I'm the most powerful person they've got! Without me, they'll all die!
SONIA: [irritated sigh] Fine. Go play with your online buddies whom you've never met, while your living, breathing friend dies here on your bed. [removes him from her presence with an elbow to his chest]
IAN: [retreating meekly] I love you!
SONIA: [a sullen snarl] No you don't.
...
[SCENE: Several minutes later. Ian is still WoWing; Sonia is in bed, still sick, still sullen.]
IAN: Hey Sonia...
SONIA: Sorry. Sonia died a few minutes ago.
IAN: [eight octaves higher than normal] NO SHE DIDN'T!!! ...You're right there..!!
SONIA: Yeah. DEAD.
XD Good to know this horrible viral thing hasn't affected my hilariosity.
Seriously though. This sucks. Ew ew ew.