I haven't said this, have I?

[the_reverand]

The other day, while pumping gas, I see this woman and a man milling around the back of their pickup truck. The truck is overfilled with stuff, there's a dog and a cat leashed to the bumper and the lady looks a little lost. Finally she makes her way over to me, points at my chest and says "That's what I need!" And I'm thinking 'a radiohead shirt'? Because she doesn't look like the radiohead sort. But to my surprise her very loud statement is "SMALL BREASTS!"

I laughed. Turned out she was a little touched.

True story.