WTF Wednesday - Round 108 (...Nearly there...)

[the_perkygoff]

Lemme skip any awkward introduction and jump right into weirding you out. There are lots of fetishes out there, so let's just add to the pile: shoe dangling fetish. Oh god, with video report. If one could make money off of that, me and my narrow feet would be all over that for the lulz.

GO NINJA GO NINJA GO NINJA FAIL. 8 amazing stories of ninja failure. Yes, you read that right: it's friggin' ridiculousness, dressed up in ninja form.

Ahah, nice website name: catweed. It's weed for your cats (aka catnip)!!

I know I mentioned Roxxxy, the programmable sex-bot, before... but this is so much better. "She costs around $7000 and has already been pre-ordered by over 4,000 men. It’s possible some women purchased the robot, but in a broader way, no it isn’t."

INCOMPREHENSIBLE YOUTUBE, HOOOO! While all in Japanese, there's a single sentence in English in the description, meant to be an explanation for the insanity: Hello! I'm dancing pink. Try to not get that stuck in your head. TRY.

Now that you can never unsee that, here are some beautiful macros of insect eyes, because I can. They just want to be your friend. O_O

One website, while the page is a bit old, took the time to compile 50 of the best commercial parodies of all time..

Last week, I posted another video from the Sixty Symbols folks. Well, their video on Uranus basically made them one of my recent favorite YouTube channels, so enjoy.

OH SHI-. Someone was ahead of their time: "When you see snapshots from the early 20th Century they're usually in faded black and white or sepia. However, when Tsar Nicholas II tasked Sergei Mikhailovich Prokudin-Gorskii with taking a photographic survey of the Russian Empire, the leader picked a very clever man. The chemist-turned-photographer was well ahead of his time and managed to take incredible, vivid colour images..." I love how surprisingly vibrant they are.

With so many awesome video games coming out recently that I want, I figured I'd post a throwback video to the release of Halo 3. Master Chief at Gamespot I always found a bit funny. The dramatic music helps. GIVE THE MAN A 360.

W-what? No. Nonononono... Man tries to amputate his own arm... in California restaurant. "Michael Lasiter, 33, had been shooting cocaine in a motel room but believed he had accidentally got air in his bloodstream which could lead to death, police said. He thought cutting off his arm was the only way to save his life so he ran into a nearby Denny's restaurant and grabbed a butter knife from a customer's table."

Let's take Star Wars... and make it really weird. That must have been the logic behind Star Wars: Made in France. Would you watch it if the movie were like this? ...I wouldn't. D: Way to make C3PO more gay though.

A from a friend's Facebook: OH THAT WACKY ROSSINI. MAKIN' THE KITTY OPERAS. Watch, and love, CATalunia boy's choir. As per one YouTube comment: "hard to imagine that this song is 185 years old. True comedy never gets old." Oh my god, and the fact the boys can even keep vaguely straight faces between them. Love it.

Let's end with the most insane best action sequence ever.