WTF Wednesday - Round 109 (Caught up again)
At last! I have finally caught up!! Over the last two days, I have backposted linkies for weeks 106-108, so if you have the time and want to catch up, there you go. I'd like to say it'll never happen again, but I'll probably slip behind again next week. I feel kinda bad, and I wonder how it happens... but then I remembered I got a PS3 for Christmas and I have a tendency for playing games at 4AM, when I normally would be writing linkies (not to mention I have two tests coming up next week). Oh yeah... Anyway, let's begin:
Well f'n played, state trooper! The simply titled, Montana state trooper is a hilarious tale in drunkeness. Oh yeah, that guy wins.
Say what? Tomato juice tastes better at 35,000ft up. Apparently scientists have PROVEN why people like tomato juice when flying. Ahah, I'm gonna have to give this a shot next time I have a flight.
Oh god, you failed. Today Show mistakes Michael J. Fox for Terry Fox, Canadian hero. "Michael J. Fox is Canadian-American, but he is not a sports hero. Meredith Vieria and the TODAY Show could have used that bit of information last Friday when they confused the famous actor with Terry Fox, a deceased Canadian marathoner who raised millions for cancer research by running across Canada on just one leg." Whoopsie.
I had never seen this before, but apparently it's a pretty old meme: I have no idea what to call it, so you'll just have to click the link to see it.
....robots. &hearts. And what's better than robots? Well, how about genuine steampunk robots... heavy on the steam. Here are 6 badass robots (invented before electricity). Oh shit, awesome.
IT IS DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE: TAKE THIS. I'm sure you all heard about the crazy snow that hit Virginia a week and a half ago. Well, here's one crazy tale of how one guy's uber-Rubik's Cube may have saved his life.
Best. Want-ad. Ever. PiG makes me lol-longtime.
Hey, remember that story I posted ages ago about the Florida teacher who had all the students vote on who'd they like to kick out of the classroom? And the boy ended up being autistic (which the teacher knew)? Well, even if you don't apparently the story was even more insane: the teacher rigged the votes. Oh. God.
Ever be nervous about the semi-colon? Well, fear no more: how to use a semicolon..
5 animals that can do amazing things... with their penises. I... got nothing.
If you enjoyed Katamari Damacy and you liked Sin City, you must watch One Upon a Pixel: Katamari Damacy. Vaguely NSFW, but not really.
Hey, do you recognize this guy? Maybe vaguely? Well, how about now? OH HEY AND WHAT ELSE NOW. Whoa. Enlightening all around.
Sit back and marvel at the stupidity of this entire thing: Pediatricians call for a choke-proof hot dog. "The American Academy of Pediatrics wants foods like hot dogs to come with a warning label - not because of their nutritional risks but because they pose a choking hazard to babies and children." ...FUCKING CHEW YOUR FOOD. If your child is too dumb to understand this, then supervise their eating. Or hook them up to permanent IV for life.
Kitty vs robot, to defuse the rage from the previous link. WHO WILL REIGN SUPREME?
Pffft.... awww. So cute. Little girl explains Star Wars. I know I had a link of a video that some guy put up of his friend explaining Star Wars (without ever seeing it) and it was hilarious... this is hilarious AND adorable.
And this is going out to everyone who got buried by snow today: The fire-breathing snowman of Bel Air.
