Episode 19: More Rythmn!Earlier today, there was a girl ahead of me in line to get a burger. She was becoming irritated by the sloths behind the counter when I noticed something I've never seen before. Her stance, mannerisms, and body language were exactly mine! It was the wierdest thing. I was inside her head, I immediately knew her mood and could ( Read more... )

Episode 18: And the Flowers and the Trees

In Elementary school I was the Mack-Daddy and had a dozen girlfriends... and had absolutely no idea. A part of it was mostly due to my complete lack of understanding of the birds and the bees. Sexual Education class? My cousin who went to public school had a class where the boys and girls were separated and ( Read more... )

Part 15: Abra Capocus! *POOF*

My mother became born-again TWICE. The first time was when my parents renewed their wedding vows at her behest, and the second time was shortly after or during the divorce. When she became born-again (again) she pleaded with my father to meet with her priest to talk about getting the marriage annulled.

My father refused ( Read more... )

Part 4: The Manbag!I envy the purse. Yes it's true, I envy the purse. Men don't have anything as good. Briefcases and courier bags are allright as purse substitutes if you're just looking at the literal basics, but we haven't developed a compact model that is both functional and manly. And don't even get me started about the shrinking technology ( Read more... )

Part 2: Simply Irresistible! Or, an Apology to Robert Palmer.

For nearly 2 decades I thought Robert Palmer's song "Simply Irresistible" was about his discovery of transvestites and gay sex.

Seriously. I've always been hearing the chorus wrong. It's supposed to go:

Simply irresistible shes so fine, theres no tellin where the money went ( Read more... )