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[the_lo_rider]

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: April Needs a Pancreas Transplant

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: April looks like the Great Wall of China

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: April Says Goodbye... To Herself

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: April wants more wine

Q: Type in "[your name] does " in Google search:
A: April Does a Handstand On Her Skakeboard

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: When bio-mom barrels into her life, April hates her on sight.

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: April asks Cliff whether he sleeps with her sister.

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: April goes Pole Dancing at Minxx

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: April likes birds

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: April Eats Ice Cream

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: April wears a BumbleBee yellow jumpsuit

Q: Type in "[your name] knows" in Google Search:
A: April knows exactly what we are seeing.

I must say this is a dangerous game to play for someone who's name is shared with a wide variety of porn stars and strippers... sigh.