Big Brother appears to have broken Twitter. Surely they must switch the extra large server on tonight?

I have a fancy new phone. Let's see if I can post on LJ with it. I can? Hurrah.

I'm feeling rotten. Much like Craig David, Wednesday dawned with a sore throat, Thursday and Friday were spent bunged up in bed, Saturday = less of a melon head but more of an annoying cough, and today I am rewarded with a hacking, wheezy disaster of a cough that seems to have stripped my insides of...whatever insides are coated with so that you're ( Read more... )

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Now let's all go and make a nice lard cake for the birds.

I've not been to many weddings, but those I have attended have had great cakes. Delicious, unique, 'it's a shame to cut it up' cakes.

Here's the latest - from the wedding of strange_powers' brother Alex and his wife Gayle. All of the top table guests were documented in sugar. "That one's uncanny" said another guest, meaning Nick. I'm fairly certain Nick's ( Read more... )

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It doesn’t have a leggy Big Brother starlet on the cover, or a picture of Vauxhall submerged in muddy floodwater, or even a prediction of house price doom, but what The Daily Blab does have is four pages of editorial sensationalism, bingo numbers, and a half page advert for John Player Black.


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So I have a new user icon in celebration of sitting on television's most famous chair...

So it's Friday, right? And I'm thinking I'd better get me face on and me arse out of the door and on the road to ruudboy's quick smart, so for a speedy tea I cooks these sausage rolls, well I say sausage rolls but there ent no sausages in em, Linda McCartney would be spinning in her grave if there were. But they're in the oven and the house smells like ( Read more... )

I pass eight pubs and a ‘wine supermarket’ on my journey to and from work. It’s a drink driver’s dream come true ( Read more... )