Dec 30, 2009 23:53
And now the question becomes, "how does one transport a queen-sized mattress and box spring from the Bronx to Troy?" Possible answers include, "very carefully," "rent a truck," and "you don't."
I feel like there's a lesson to be learned in all this, but I'm too busy being annoyed because the discovery that there was a mattress in the Bronx which I could use in Troy was supposed to be good news, but nobody realized these things don't transport themselves.