Haha, so wolfshirts maybe ate my brain a little, with this post which talks about mall santa/mall elves in the comments. So, here, have about 1000 words of Frank the mall elf. It's pretty much G rated, and a maybe a little Frank/Bob if you squint and turn your head right. It's unbeta'd and my only excuse for this is that my brain is fried from calculus ( Read more... )

I am supposed to be studying for a big important calculus exam, but instead I am laughing my ass off at this. Ahaha. Bandom ilu.