Oh yes, I'm still alive! D'Angelo had me locked in the basement eating cheese... but let's not dwell, for it's time for the news! Dun dun daaah!
Jor and Astra discuss their love of Taffy. And nachos!
While Andy writes letters to his nearest and dearest. Face it honey, no one cares.
The heir to the house of Aurelius returns. Do we really call him an heir if no one else wants the position?
And snuggles with his mama. Am I the only one that thinks this is incestuous?
Stefan gets his groove back. While
Cordy gets into a threesome of her own. And Sweet Cassie
becomes a muse. A cat-fight turns into a hissy-fit resulting in Angel breaking that freaky urn. When are you even gonna learn that what Cordelia says is law, sweetie?
Frat parties, a time for Jordy to collect some older groupies, and for poor Peter Nicols to get
a devious idea. Dancing in the snow, leaving footprints in the sand. Willow mind-melds with Cassie and Avasa to get to the
root of their illness. And Andy goes on a
muffin baking extraviganza. Well, I can see how useful he’s going to be to those in Los Angeles.
Our rogue demon hunter tries to get information out of Lilah, which is much like getting blood out of a stone, really.
Now
that is what I call a cat-fight. Me-ow! And Jor once again
show us the reason why you never go out alone. Really boy, where’s your head?
And our dear Gunn
waits for the calavry. It could take a while. Why not get yourself a coffee before you get incinerated? ^_^
Milkshakes? Oh, now that’s evil. Speaking of evil, Spike’s
tired of waiting for someone to kill. So line up everyone, it’s two kills for the price of one… for one week only! Get it while you still can!
Big evil’s disappointed? *hides under a table*
I guess threesomes aren’t for everyone. And I so wanted them all to get along!
A.I. try to puzzle out a way to save Gunn. with talking. Hunh. Guess they really don’t care anymore, do they?
Oh please let the wolf out of his cage so he can slaughter us all! Brilliant idea! And our local Slayer
seems to be getting slow in her old age. Wyatt reminisces about the success of the frat party and Jor wonders
how much longer he can take the new Taffy. Hey baby, if you don’t want her, I’ll gladly take her. ;-)
And that concludes our news this week.
Next week we will be discussing puppies: exactly how edible are they?
Thank you and good night!