D'Angelo Brown, Your Ass Is Mine [And Not In Any Good Fun Way]

Sep 06, 2005 13:40

I'm going to kill him! Yet again he bailed and left me here to do the stupid, lame headlines! And he promised he'd take me to the VMAs! Damn him! I swear as soon as he gets back I'm going to... to... well, do something! And it won't be him! Really it won't even though he's amazingly hot and sexable. Enough is enough! I mean it!!!

It's like a Pavlovian signal. Sophie's here. Time to make out.

Yep. He's still crazy.

Fray's ready to get away from all the nuts everyone at the Hyperion.

No worries... it's just Dawn's boyfriend locked in the basement. She keeps him there for easy access.

Buffy, Giles, Willow and Riley discuss their baggie 'o Mayor snot. Is it just me or do these people get weirder every day?

Mandy and Cassie channel their inner nerds together.

Cordy and the A.I. crew prepare to invade W & H. Cordy just wants to see that hawt lawyer again. I definitely would!

Riley plans to blackmail Spike.

Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to uni we go.

Cain, like every other n00b in town, has discovered that the motel in Sunnydale is lethal.

A guy who's gonna make a list? Weird...

Please, I beg you. Not another love triangle 'o angst...

Didn't kiss you back, huh? Maybe her lips hurt from all that foolin' around.

Nah, you don't need a vacation. Just get laid. It helped Christian's attitude, didn't it?

There's way, way, WAY too much talk about mucous at Camp Scooby these days...

Robin ruminates about Watcher/Slayer relationships.

Taffy can't understand why her boyfriend doesn't want to be shared. She could share him with me, too. He's hot.

Nostalgia! It's not just for old farts anymore!

Sad when summer romances end. Even more so 'cause one of them's dead.

Eve thinks she can get Christian's attention by showing him her legs. Try biting him; I hear that works better.

...and even crazier.

Woooo, an exciting Friday night buying art supplies.

Mission accomplished! They brought back an urn. Wow, you guys are real winners, aren't you?

Dawnie angsts about having her boyfriend stashed in the basement. What's the matter, he have a headache?

...and speaking of headaches, that one sounds like a killer.

Drusilla burns her dolls. Well that makes as much sense as what some of these other people are doing...

Jan and Jordy go on a reconnaissance mission. That what they're calling it these days?

Faith suspects that she's stone cold busted. And she'd be right.

Lilah didn't offer Angel anything, um, useful. Like, what'd you want, dude? Don't answer that.

I'd agree that fooling around is more important than packing. Definitely.

Avasa dreams of one girl while sleeping with another. Again, I'm gonna slap all of you silly if there's another crazy love triangle.

Oh, the angst of wanting someone else's boyfriend...

Buffy wonders about her absentee sister.

Jan is surprised she and Jordy got along. It's 'cause you weren't trying to seduce him away from his girlfriend.

Sophie wants Jordy all to herself.

Jordan continues to be avoidy. He just doesn't want to face up to his sinister attraction to Stef.

Dammit, what did I tell you people about no more love triangles? I swear we need to hire a reporter to cover just those.

Avasa meets the family. Awww.

Yes, Christian, everyone needs a break from being evil and getting chewed on by vamps.

Anya's going to L.A. for pot? I'm sure there are dealers in Sunnydale... Oh, wait, that's not what she meant.

Like, oh, my God my roommate's depressed! Ever occur to you it might be because she has to live with you?
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