“It’s all in the wrist action,” Hank advised helpfully, the lewd hand movement unnecessary given that his face gave away the innuendo easily enough.

Danica’s expression remained stony and she hefted the mixing bowl onto her hip to aid the stirring process.

“Don’t poke the bear, pal.” Ray licked a thumb and forefinger and turned the page of the Tabula ( Read more... )

"Come on you dumb box, just one little bikini." Lois said, clearly annoyed, as she bent over the clothes box. Okay, so as far as island vacations went this one was not living up to Lois's expectations. Usually island vacations included cocktails, bikinis, the chance to see Smallville wet with his shirt off (which you know there could never be ( Read more... )

It started with a rumble that barely shook the ground. A few people near the beach might have thought it was a minor earthquake, at first. Soon, they would have noticed that it had more of a rhythm than any earthquake ( Read more... )

So here's what you missed on Glee:

Puck and Santana have been stranded on an island that kind of reminds them of Lost, except without the cool polar bears and the smoke monster, and both of them are missing home and feeling way out of their league, even if neither will admit to it. ( "Not your type of party, is it?" "If I say no, you're going to ( Read more... )

When the elevator doors open, Starfire peeks left, then right, before tiptoeing her way out as quietly as she can when she's sure the coast is as clear as it's going to get. She whistles, attempting to appear as casual as she's able... given the circumstances. It doesn't dawn on her that maybe the fact that she is wrapped from head-to-toe in a ( Read more... )

It was only fitting, Jane believed, that she would hold this party upon such an eventful day. Five years ago, she had arrived upon the island and her whole life had changed. She was no longer the young girl that she had once been and was no longer trapped in the confines of a time when her options were greatly limited. Though the date coincided, ( Read more... )

“Two falls out of three ( Read more... )

Humans were strange creatures. Such fragile, fleeting things that seemed to think that the entire universe revolved around them. It didn't, that was all to do with physics but it was also true in a way. The universe didn't revolve around them but the Endless did. Sort of. They were shaped by their thought, they were shaped by what they dreamed and ( Read more... )

That Santana doesn't hate every little thing about the island comes as a surprise even to herself. This, of course, is not to say that she is at all content: Most things still annoy the crap out of her, but Tabula Rasa manages to make up for not being Lima by - Well, not being Lima. A consequence of hating most everyone and everything is that she ( Read more... )

She has a club and she has a ball, but other that that, Starfire has no idea what the object of the game is ( Read more... )