So you know how work bro calls me Bitch and I call him Bitch and we have this sister-brotherly relationship and everything? You probably don't but that's how it's been. Anyway, I'm at work this morning and work bro, who has the day off, texts me out of nowhere ( Read more... )

What up, kids? I had a great weekend and today I'm ignoring Monday. My parents were gone for two days so my girls came over Saturday night and we ate like pigs and drank a lot. We sang stupid songs and played a ridiculous card game to make the drinking more interesting (we blew cards, lmao. You put the whole deck of cards on the top of a bottle and ( Read more... )

I had my dentist appointment yesterday and none of my teeth needed fixing. NOT A ONE. That's what I call good news. I was so relieved. Hasta la vista, Jolly Green Giant (you should see the guy, hee).

Stuff of major SQUEE: Alicia Keys' new album As I Am comes out in less than a week!!! She certainly took her sweet time (The Diary Of Alicia Keys ( Read more... )