Nobody will ever stop them from breeding

[yami_samuraiflo]

1. HP crossover. Perceptor meet Hermione Granger and/or Luna Lovegood. Oh dear...

2. “Why is there a teddy bear on Teletraan 1’s main console?”
“He refuses to work if we try to take it away, Sir.”
“Come again?”
Note: Those who read ‘Hogfather’ will recognize the situation.

3. “Do you have anything to say?”
“I’m absolutely not sorry for what I’ve done.”

Comments

[kirin_saga]

1. Luna. And they would have a very confusing conversation that would make everyone wonder if they're on drugs or something.

b>2. *loves* There need to be more Teletraan fics. And he definitely needs a teddy bear.

3. Either Perceptor's not sorry, or Sideswipe's not sorry. And the first speaker is Optimus.

4. So cute! *wants to see*

6. First Aid just spent the day with Perceptor and Wheeljack, didn't he? Ratchet should have known better than to allow that!

7. Grimlock can't hold his energon!

8. *wants to see*

10. *loves* There needs to be more fics where Blaster drives Optimus insane. Wheeljack and Perceptor could use a break.

11. I KNEW THE DOLLS WERE EVIL!

12. Femme!Beachcomber? I never would have guessed!

21. *loves*

22. "But you make such good bait, Perceptor! Everyone wants you!"

23. He's not addicted to drugs, he's addicted to computer games! *loves*

24. Poor Red. *hugs Red*

25. I'm going to have to read this one next. I'm only halfway through Death Comes as the End.

26. Red Alert learned early, which is the real

[yami_samuraiflo]

1. Luna. And they would have a very confusing conversation that would make everyone wonder if they're on drugs or something

[kirin_saga]

And the scary part? If they start talking about fauna or flora of the magical world, Hound and Beachcomber will join them...

They so would! I bet everyone else would suspect there's something in the water/energon.

Yep, he needs one. But who gave him the teddy bear in the first place?
Optimus: As much as I would like to believe it, Santa Claus doesn't exist. So who's the culprit?

Well, in my fic Teddy, Snarl has a teddy bear that he says Perceptor gave him... so Perceptor must have given one to Teletraan as well!

And Optimus, Santa does too exist! You know that deep down! You can hear the bells, can't you?

Grimlock: Me Grimlock stomp you if you ever speak about it!

My lips are sealed. I'll just write it down and pass the note around.

There would be so much angst, because if he tells someone, it will certainly change the way others look at him. Who can truly trust someone who had a parent fighting for the other side?What's the saying... The sins of the father are the sins of the son? Something like that. Poor baby. Believed to be

[yami_samuraiflo]

They so would! I bet everyone else would suspect there's something in the water/energon

[kirin_saga]

I think the Autobots would think Mixmaster is the culprit, and the HP characters would think it's Professor Snape.

Snape: "Why do they always suspect us?"
Mixmaster: "They're just jealous."

Is it bad if I want to see a picture of Perceptor dressed as Santa, giving teddy bears to everyone... including Decepticons?

I want to see this too!

Starscream: *stares* "Did he just give you a teddy bear?"
Megatron: "Yes." *tosses teddy bear away* "Now go do something productive!"
Starscream: "grumbles and flies away*
Megatron: *wait until Starscream is out of sight, then picks up teddy bear* *cuddles*
Starscream: *waits until he's out of sight then cuddles teddy bear he had hidden from Megatron*

If he says 'no', he's going to break Bluestreak, Fireflight and the Dinobots' sparks.

And Perceptor's Santa's too. After all, if no one believes in him, then he cannot exist.

Ratchet: *glaring* We told you to no mention the possible non-existence of Santa Claus when they are around.Optimus: *cowers*"I'm sorry! I didn't mean to

[yami_samuraiflo]

They do. It's top secret though and only one copy exists.

Unless one of the Decepticons managed to get one? Soundwave's Cassettes pass so much time in the Ark they must know about that...
And perhaps they do the same thing with Megatron, with some help from Skywarp and (even if he doesn't know it), Starscream?

And I just listened to that song... Blaster totally needs to play that during a battle! I don't care what Optimus has to say about it!

The battle field must become a dance floor and the war cries a karaoke. This will be the ultimate fight between good and evil!

And antique porcelain dolls. I swear those dolls are haunted.

Haunted dolls trying to take over the Ark... Red Alert is going to need a break after that. And Prowl too.

[kirin_saga]

Unless one of the Decepticons managed to get one? Soundwave's Cassettes pass so much time in the Ark they must know about that...
And perhaps they do the same thing with Megatron, with some help from Skywarp and (even if he doesn't know it), Starscream?

Red Alert: "It's a conspiracy!"

Want to bet Red's part of it too?

The battle field must become a dance floor and the war cries a karaoke. This will be the ultimate fight between good and evil!

And Blaster and Soundwave will rule the dance floor!

Haunted dolls trying to take over the Ark... Red Alert is going to need a break after that. And Prowl too.

If Red wasn't glitched before, he certainly is now.