Nobody will ever stop them from breeding
1. HP crossover. Perceptor meet Hermione Granger and/or Luna Lovegood. Oh dear...
2. “Why is there a teddy bear on Teletraan 1’s main console?”
“He refuses to work if we try to take it away, Sir.”
“Come again?”
Note: Those who read ‘Hogfather’ will recognize the situation.
3. “Do you have anything to say?”
“I’m absolutely not sorry for what I’ve done.”
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They so would! I bet everyone else would suspect there's something in the water/energon.
Yep, he needs one. But who gave him the teddy bear in the first place?
Optimus: As much as I would like to believe it, Santa Claus doesn't exist. So who's the culprit?
Well, in my fic Teddy, Snarl has a teddy bear that he says Perceptor gave him... so Perceptor must have given one to Teletraan as well!
And Optimus, Santa does too exist! You know that deep down! You can hear the bells, can't you?
Grimlock: Me Grimlock stomp you if you ever speak about it!
My lips are sealed. I'll just write it down and pass the note around.
There would be so much angst, because if he tells someone, it will certainly change the way others look at him. Who can truly trust someone who had a parent fighting for the other side?
What's the saying... The sins of the father are the sins of the son? Something like that. Poor baby. Believed to be a traitor just because his father chose differently than he did.
They need to create a schedule to know exactly who must annoy Optimus every days.
Perhaps they have already one?
They do. It's top secret though and only one copy exists.
And I just listened to that song... Blaster totally needs to play that during a battle! I don't care what Optimus has to say about it!
*nods* Dolls are evil, especially Barbie dolls. Go Red Alert!
And antique porcelain dolls. I swear those dolls are haunted.
I figured it would be a new twist. I don't remember reading a fic where he's a femme before.
I don't think I've seen one either.
It would make a nice picture, Sideswipe and/or Sunstreaker flirting with a silently fuming Prowl...
*nods* It would be.
Perceptor: I suppose I should be grateful?
Ratchet: What are you complaining about? We saved you!
Perceptor: *glares* "I'm surprised you remembered. It only took you two days."
Ratchet: "... Well, we hardly ever see you... we just thought you were in your lab."
Perceptor: *glares*
Ratchet: "It's not like they hurt you!"
Perceptor: *still glaring* "Two days, Ratchet. Two days of corny pick-up lines, sexual innuendos, uncomfortable dates, and unwanted gifts." *thinks* "Though I did like the cannon Megatron gave me." *evil grin* "Would you like to see it?"
Ratchet: *scared* *runs away*
Perceptor: *pouts* "Well, I can always kill him later."
*grins* And Tetris is probably the most addicting game ever created.
I know! I haven't played it in forever though.
I don't know this one. Is it a Poirot novel?
It's not one of her main detectives. It takes place in Ancient Egypt and the main character is a woman named Renisenb. Before I grabbed this one at the library, I hadn't known she wrote any that took place so far in the past. I couldn't resist (not like I could anyways, because it's by her, but I love Ancient Egypt). Some little things annoyed me, details she got wrong and some names she used, but considering when it was written... It's still a very good book.
*stares* It's... a very good reason!
It is, isn't it? I hope someone adopts this.
*nods* Femme!Sunstreaker would be great. And the Autobots don't know, because she and Sideswipe are always spreading confusion about that. in fact, I'm sure most people think it's Sideswipe who is the femme...
vejiraziel has a fic where Sunstreaker is a femme. Sunstreaker doesn't hide it though.
Can't remember either; it's been a while since I last watched Yugioh...
I looked it up. It's the Millennium Tauk.
And think about Blaster's poor cassettes. They're going to have a nervous breakdown...
Poor babies... Want to bet they'd try to kick Yami out of Blaster's head?
And can you imagine skywarp or Thundercracker with the Puzzle? Oh, so much fun...
I think Thundercracker would use it wisely. He just seems the type, you know? Skywarp, on the other hand, would go crazy with it. *thinks* Maybe Skywarp should get the Millennium Ring?
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I think the Autobots would think Mixmaster is the culprit, and the HP characters would think it's Professor Snape.
Well, in my fic Teddy, Snarl has a teddy bear that he says Perceptor gave him... so Perceptor must have given one to Teletraan as well!
Is it bad if I want to see a picture of Perceptor dressed as Santa, giving teddy bears to everyone... including Decepticons?
And Optimus, Santa does too exist! You know that deep down! You can hear the bells, can't you?
If he says 'no', he's going to break Bluestreak, Fireflight and the Dinobots' sparks.
Ratchet: *glaring* We told you to no mention the possible non-existence of Santa Claus when they are around.
My lips are sealed. I'll just write it down and pass the note around.
Grimlock: Me Grimlock kill you!
Sideswipe: *dodging* Hey, you never sid we couldn't write it down!
*nods* It would be.
And Jazz would either die from laughting or he would take photos^^
Perceptor: *glares* "I'm surprised you remembered. It only took you two days."
Ratchet: "... Well, we hardly ever see you... we just thought you were in your lab."
Perceptor: *glares*
Ratchet: "It's not like they hurt you!"
Perceptor: *still glaring* "Two days, Ratchet. Two days of corny pick-up lines, sexual innuendos, uncomfortable dates, and unwanted gifts." *thinks* "Though I did like the cannon Megatron gave me." *evil grin* "Would you like to see it?"
Ratchet: *scared* *runs away*
Perceptor: *pouts* "Well, I can always kill him later."
And later, I think it would give:
Springer: Where did you get these CDs anyway? I've never see them before.
Perceptor: *grining* Oh, just a reminder of Soundwave's courtship.
Springer: *shocked* Soundwave! You kept a gift from Soundwave!
Perceptor: *glaring* It's not like you ever give me any gift. Even Starscream gave me something, and romantism isn't his forte.
Springer: You... you're not going to leave me because of that, are you?
Perceptor: *wondering* And if I did, what would you do?
I know! I haven't played it in forever though.
I'm still playing from time to time.
i've fond memories of the game. It was one of the only ones my brothers alowed me to play with at first, and I played until the Game Boy's batteries were low on power...
The hardest part was getting the game away from my mother. She liked the game too...
It's not one of her main detectives. It takes place in Ancient Egypt and the main character is a woman named Renisenb. Before I grabbed this one at the library, I hadn't known she wrote any that took place so far in the past. I couldn't resist (not like I could anyways, because it's by her, but I love Ancient Egypt). Some little things annoyed me, details she got wrong and some names she used, but considering when it was written... It's still a very good book.
Sound good. I will have to see if I can find it...
It is, isn't it? I hope someone adopts this
Yes! Someone must show to everyone how devious Red alert really is!
vejiraziel has a fic where Sunstreaker is a femme. Sunstreaker doesn't hide it though.
I don't think I read this one...
Poor babies... Want to bet they'd try to kick Yami out of Blaster's head?
I can see that. They would call every priests over the planet just to be sure it would work, much to the Autobots' surprise.
I think Thundercracker would use it wisely. He just seems the type, you know? Skywarp, on the other hand, would go crazy with it. *thinks* Maybe Skywarp should get the Millennium Ring?
The object belonging to Bakura? Hum, he could. Him or Starscream. And I would be scared for the world if it's Starscream...
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Snape: "Why do they always suspect us?"
Mixmaster: "They're just jealous."
Is it bad if I want to see a picture of Perceptor dressed as Santa, giving teddy bears to everyone... including Decepticons?
I want to see this too!
Starscream: *stares* "Did he just give you a teddy bear?"
Megatron: "Yes." *tosses teddy bear away* "Now go do something productive!"
Starscream: "grumbles and flies away*
Megatron: *wait until Starscream is out of sight, then picks up teddy bear* *cuddles*
Starscream: *waits until he's out of sight then cuddles teddy bear he had hidden from Megatron*
If he says 'no', he's going to break Bluestreak, Fireflight and the Dinobots' sparks.
And Perceptor's Santa's too. After all, if no one believes in him, then he cannot exist.
Ratchet: *glaring* We told you to no mention the possible non-existence of Santa Claus when they are around.
Optimus: *cowers*"I'm sorry! I didn't mean to!"
Ratchet: *throws wrench* "SORRY ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH!"
Optimus: *dodges wrench* *runs away crying*
And later, I think it would give:
Springer: Where did you get these CDs anyway? I've never see them before.
Perceptor: *grining* Oh, just a reminder of Soundwave's courtship.
Springer: *shocked* Soundwave! You kept a gift from Soundwave!
Perceptor: *glaring* It's not like you ever give me any gift. Even Starscream gave me something, and romantism isn't his forte.
Springer: You... you're not going to leave me because of that, are you?
Perceptor: *wondering* And if I did, what would you do?
Springer then ran out of the Ark, in search of a gift that would be good enough to prevent Perceptor from leaving him.
Perceptor: "I... was joking." *thinks* "But I'm not going to complain." *patiently waits to see what Springer gets him*
Yes! Someone must show to everyone how devious Red alert really is
Cliffjumper: "Traitor!"
Everyone: *stares*
Cliffjumper: "Well... he could be."
I can see that. They would call every priests over the planet just to be sure it would work, much to the Autobots' surprise.
... That be some big phone bill.
The object belonging to Bakura? Hum, he could. Him or Starscream. And I would be scared for the world if it's Starscream...
Yami Bakura + Starscream = Lovely, lovely Chaos!
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Unless one of the Decepticons managed to get one? Soundwave's Cassettes pass so much time in the Ark they must know about that...
And perhaps they do the same thing with Megatron, with some help from Skywarp and (even if he doesn't know it), Starscream?
And I just listened to that song... Blaster totally needs to play that during a battle! I don't care what Optimus has to say about it!
The battle field must become a dance floor and the war cries a karaoke. This will be the ultimate fight between good and evil!
And antique porcelain dolls. I swear those dolls are haunted.
Haunted dolls trying to take over the Ark... Red Alert is going to need a break after that. And Prowl too.
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And perhaps they do the same thing with Megatron, with some help from Skywarp and (even if he doesn't know it), Starscream?
Red Alert: "It's a conspiracy!"
Want to bet Red's part of it too?
The battle field must become a dance floor and the war cries a karaoke. This will be the ultimate fight between good and evil!
And Blaster and Soundwave will rule the dance floor!
Haunted dolls trying to take over the Ark... Red Alert is going to need a break after that. And Prowl too.
If Red wasn't glitched before, he certainly is now.
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