20 Bunnies

[silvane91]

This is a bit ridiculous. Apparently, nothing breeds bunnies faster then trying not to. And in other news, I seem to have acquired a crack muse.

1. [2007]Crossover- Knight Rider/TKR. Some part of me insists that F.L.A.G.’s A.I.s were created with or inspired by Sector Seven research. Perhaps K.I.T.T. would like to meet his ‘uncles’? Maybe not

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[kirin_saga]

10. *looks around nervously for Cassettes* You know, I've often thought Perceptor would make a good Willow Rosenberg (BTVS) or a good Yuuko (xxxHoLiC) or a good Kohan-chan (xxxHoLiC). And that Hook would make a good Cordelia Chase (BTVS) or Faith (BTVS).

And Prowl as Elisa would be awesome.

11. My fic inspired a bunny! *does happy dance* *actually reads bunny* Ooohh, this is good! *wishes she didn't have so much to work on already* I hereby give anyone here permission to write a sequel to Friendship using this bunny.

13. This seems very vaguely familiar. Not the Red Alert part but paranoia going so far... I would love to see this one written. I have a feeling it would be rather sad though, like his glitch was finally too much for him. Or it could mean his glitch is retreating and isn't as powerful. Either way, everyone (even those that pretend not to care) are likely going to be worried he's finally gone off the deep end. Or that this is a little break before he really glitches. The calm before the storm, so to speak.

14. *loves*

[silvane91]

10. *looks around nervously for Cassettes* You know, I've often thought Perceptor would make a good Willow Rosenberg (BTVS) or a good Yuuko (xxxHoLiC) or a good Kohan-chan (xxxHoLiC). And that Hook would make a good Cordelia Chase (BTVS) or Faith (BTVS).

And Prowl as Elisa would be awesome.

Willow-Perceptor...I feel really, really sorry for the scoobies. And Hook-Cordelia FTW. I have no pity for Angel. None at all. Wriiite it...you knooow you want to.

11. My fic inspired a bunny! *does happy dance* *actually reads bunny* Ooohh, this is good! *wishes she didn't have so much to work on already* I hereby give anyone here permission to write a sequel to Friendship using this bunny.

You approve? Cool!

13. This seems very vaguely familiar. Not the Red Alert part but paranoia going so far... I would love to see this one written. I have a feeling it would be rather sad though, like his glitch was finally too much for him. Or it could mean his glitch is retreating and isn't as powerful. Either way, everyone (even those that pretend

[kirin_saga]

Willow-Perceptor...I feel really, really sorry for the scoobies. And Hook-Cordelia FTW. I have no pity for Angel. None at all. Wriiite it...you knooow you want to.

Oh! Perceptor as Drusilla! *thinks* No, Blaster as Drusilla and Perceptor as River Tam (Firefly/Serenity)!

And I don't know enough about BTVS (and even less about Firefly) to write it! *cries*

You approve? Cool!

I totally approve!

This was suppose to be funny! Only your explanation makes more sense.*Sniffles* and now I feel awful for inflicting this on Red.

It can be funny! I just can't help but make things angsty *is sorry*

And we hurt them because we love them.

Maybe Springer tries to recruit him when he goes to visit Perceptor? *is totally not laying a trap for you and norielit*

*tries to resist trap* Springer so would. And Perceptor would help him. Because Perceptor would do anything for Springer. Anything. *almost falls into trap* No! Must resist! I have too much to work on! *runs away to next bunny*

And fifteen has me stumped. It demanded it be put on the

[norielit]

*falls in trap* *trys to get out* *fails* *sighs* *writes bunny*

...Will someone get me out of this thing, now? *waves helplessly*

http://norielit.livejournal.com/12663.html

[jim_ghote]

17. [g1] The end times, as predicted in the bible, come. Megatron is annoyed. It’s disrupting his energon harvest. (Because, as some corporations have noted, the apocalypse is really bad for business.)

I had thought from time to time, about a TF/Left Behind cross where the Cybertronians might have to regroup into new factions depending on how one felt about those prophetic things.

I then decided: why bother? If it was Primus behind the rapture otoh...

[silvane91]

Another humour bunny sacrificed to plot. So... if Primus is behind the rapture, does that mean he created humans too? And if he did, hows that going to affect decepticons like Thundercracker, who already aren't comfortable blowing humans to bits? Most of the autobots would be raptured of course, But I'm suddenly seeing a coalition of formerly Atheist humans and the middle-ground transformers like Thundercracker and Sunstreaker against the more radical Cons and the nastier members of the human race. And Sunstreaker's furious because his brother got raptured and he didn't... And you probably have your own ideas for this too. Damn Bunnies.

[jim_ghote]

And you probably have your own ideas for this too. Damn Bunnies.

More like "Damn *Messin' with one's head* Bunnies!"

Megatron/Carpathia is a pairing I probably be reading with the lights on.

[leilani666]

5. “Don’t kill the Squishies! They’re working on the sequel!”

Skywarp has to say this!

8. Crack Pairings, in order of plausibility: Scavenger/Bluestreak, Mirage/Megatron, Shockwave/spotlight!Arcee, Spotlight!Arcee/Animated!Blackarachnia, Optimus/animated!Blitzwing, Megatron/Cosmos, Primus/Sam

I admit I like the idea of Bluestreak/Scavenger. I actually started writing a fic with them a while ago, but my computer crashed and I lost everything. Sadly, all my inspiration died with that fic. *sigh*

14. [g1] What most bots forget, grumbling about Red Alert’s paranoia, is that before he came, dying by Decepticon raider was not only possible but likely. Other units of the Autobot forces, still facing that threat, attempt to seduce Red away from The Ark.

I always like ideas like this, where the Ark crew finally see what they've been taking for granted.

17. [g1] The end times, as predicted in the bible, come. Megatron is annoyed. It’s disrupting his energon harvest. (Because, as some corporations have noted, the apocalypse is really bad

[silvane91]

Skywarp has to say this!

Yes he does. Especially since he hasn't shown up in the movie yet. He refuse to let Megatron kill off Micheal Bay for leaving Starscream in charge of his empire until he, Skywarp, gets some much deserved screen time.

I admit I like the idea of Bluestreak/Scavenger. I actually started writing a fic with them a while ago, but my computer crashed and I lost everything. Sadly, all my inspiration died with that fic. *sigh*

Aww... I hate it when that happens. I lost a school paper that way once.

Megatron against the 4 horsemen!

Fusion Cannon against the primal forces of the universe... Fusion cannon wins.

[leilani666]

Yes he does. Especially since he hasn't shown up in the movie yet. He refuse to let Megatron kill off Micheal Bay for leaving Starscream in charge of his empire until he, Skywarp, gets some much deserved screen time.

Poor Skywarp will end up protecting Micheal Bay from every Decepticon that hates Starscream. And Shia too, 'cause Megatron would try to destroy the human that dared pretend to destroy him. Even if it was only in a movie.

Aww... I hate it when that happens. I lost a school paper that way once.

Ouch... There's nothing worse in the world than having to start one of those from the start.

Fusion Cannon against the primal forces of the universe... Fusion cannon wins.

Oh yeah! And now I'm imagining that with the horsemen dead, Megatron would be forced to take their place.

Megatron: What!
God: You killed them, you take their place.
Megatron: I don't even believe in you!
Primus: Sorry, Megs. Rules are rules or as the saying goes, when in Iacon...

I'm going to hell for this, aren't I?

[silvane91]

Poor Skywarp will end up protecting Micheal Bay from every Decepticon that hates Starscream. And Shia too, 'cause Megatron would try to destroy the human that dared pretend to destroy him. Even if it was only in a movie.

I wonder how long it will take him to realize that Bay's never going to film him because then warp'll stop protecting him?

I'm going to hell for this, aren't I?

That's ok. I'm probably heeded there for inflicting the hedgehog song on AlaDe. We can share a handbasket.

[alabaster_demon]

2. In another universe, Megatron and Optronix/Orion Pax are allies and friends, working together to reform the corrupt state of Cybertronian politics, and to close the large gap between the elite and everyone else. They co-lead a ragtag group of reformers known as the Decepticons, named for the fact that they will bribe, blackmail or kidnap senators in an attempt to get their legislation passed.

Just the first sentence of this bunny... radiates awesome.

4. [g1] (season three) After Optimus was resurrected, Hot Rod felt…distant. Empty. Numb. Galvatron, in a fit of sanity, takes advantage of this.

Those darn fits of sanity... they make ya do crazy things. And 'takes advantage of' has an amusingly wide range of connotations.

7. Some writers have postulated that Transformers like Wheeljack (Creative, non-linear thinkers) are rarer then their equivalents in humanity. Others have implied that human’s alien perspective has lead to ideas and breakthroughs that might not have happened. Taking this to its logical conclusion, can you say

[silvane91]

Just the first sentence of this bunny... radiates awesome.

Thanks for the praise. Blame this bunny on Optimus. He and Megatron wandered into my head, half-overcharged, both bearing Decepticon sigils and singing "The porcupine can never be buggered at all". I had to come up with an explanation before my brain broke.

And the Red Alert/Dead End bunny is born.

The threesome with Snarl is on tuesday.

*wants a Transformers/Good Omens crossover So. Badly. Now.*

Over at TF2007_fun, there's two snibblits of good omens/Transformers. It not a whole fic, but...

[alabaster_demon]

The porcupine... can never be... buggered... *brain breaks*

Threesome with Snarl... *brain breaks again*

*gathers brain and goes to search TF2007_fun*

[silvane91]

My brain is a scary place, isn't it?. Whats worse is that the porcupine song isn't mine. Terry Pratchet came up with it. And bits of it got published. *whistles cheerfully* for further brainbreaking, you can follow this back:

Warning: NSFW, and the song title is quite accurate in describing the theme of the song.

[lapinporokoira]

3. [2007]Sam was kidnapped and killed(?) by Barricade when he was eight. Unfortunately for Barricade, his parents had Archibald’s belongings. Bumblebee made contact with Ron and Judy instead, and the two are all too happy to assist in the death and defeat of their child’s killers.

That sounds rather dismal and dark...
I loves it!

8. Crack Pairings, in order of plausibility: Scavenger/Bluestreak, Mirage/Megatron, Shockwave/spotlight!Arcee, Spotlight!Arcee/Animated!Blackarachnia, Optimus/animated!Blitzwing, Megatron/Cosmos, Primus/Sam

Rumble: First we crack the shell, then we crack the nuts inside.
Love the idea of Bluestreak/Scavenger!

13. [g1] Red Alert has lapsed so far into paranoia he’s come out the other side.
RA: Why bother with security? They’ll find out no matter what, so we might as well save our energy.

OMG idea!
Red Alert/Dead End!!!

18. [2007] He had been sent in from Sector Seven with the security report, and wanted very much to get away from the big scary robots. Preferably before the newly resurrected silver one

[silvane91]

That sounds rather dismal and dark...
I loves it!

Glad someone does. Ron and Judy are threatening to beat to death with a baseball bat for killing their son.

OMG idea!
Red Alert/Dead End!!!

I'd blame the cassettes for this one, except I don't think they're quite that kinky.

Simmons!
The reason he's such an arse is because he's actually scared of them.

Of course! He did grow up in sector seven, and considering the 'ice man' I doubt his image of transformers is fuzz'n'cuddles.

If this is done with an established gestalt I would like to read. Sounds fascinating. Of course obvious is the Stunticons but what about those that seem on an even keel but in fact are not? Like the Aeriabots or the Constructicons?

And the only reason they pretend to get along is that they support the cause... and even though the others disgust them It doesn't even occur to them that they aren't obligated to do this, because they've never had any choice in the matter...and that could apply to the constructicons or the aerialbots. That's...really

[alabaster_demon]

OMG idea!
Read Alert/Dead End!!!

The telepathy strikes again! *grins and points up*