20 Bunnies
This is a bit ridiculous. Apparently, nothing breeds bunnies faster then trying not to. And in other news, I seem to have acquired a crack muse.
1. [2007]Crossover- Knight Rider/TKR. Some part of me insists that F.L.A.G.’s A.I.s were created with or inspired by Sector Seven research. Perhaps K.I.T.T. would like to meet his ‘uncles’? Maybe not though. The drivers would be a bit paranoid about bringing Kitt and his ‘kids’ to Autobot attention. After all, they don’t have sparks, as far as we know…
2. In another universe, Megatron and Optronix/Orion Pax are allies and friends, working together to reform the corrupt state of Cybertronian politics, and to close the large gap between the elite and everyone else. They co-lead a ragtag group of reformers known as the Decepticons, named for the fact that they will bribe, blackmail or kidnap senators in an attempt to get their legislation passed.
3. [2007]Sam was kidnapped and killed(?) by Barricade when he was eight. Unfortunately for Barricade, his parents had Archibald’s belongings. Bumblebee made contact with Ron and Judy instead, and the two are all too happy to assist in the death and defeat of their child’s killers.
4. [g1] (season three) After Optimus was resurrected, Hot Rod felt…distant. Empty. Numb. Galvatron, in a fit of sanity, takes advantage of this.
5. “Don’t kill the Squishies! They’re working on the sequel!”
6. [2007]If Frenzy could hack into the Project Iceman files, why the pit didn’t he find references to ‘the cube’? The whole contact the squishies thing could have been avoided if he had dug a little deeper, or hacked just one more base.
7. Some writers have postulated that Transformers like Wheeljack (Creative, non-linear thinkers) are rarer then their equivalents in humanity. Others have implied that human’s alien perspective has lead to ideas and breakthroughs that might not have happened. Taking this to its logical conclusion, can you say Growth Industry? Artists, Writers and Inventors hiring themselves out, Governments trading “Non-linear Consultation” for access to alien tech, Schools and vocational training designed to “help people access their non-linear potential”…
8. Crack Pairings, in order of plausibility: Scavenger/Bluestreak, Mirage/Megatron, Shockwave/spotlight!Arcee, Spotlight!Arcee/Animated!Blackarachnia, Optimus/animated!Blitzwing, Megatron/Cosmos, Primus/Sam
9. [TF:A]And just because I’ve never seen it, Random-Blitzwing/Blackarachnia, in a relationship that’s actually healthy and good for both of them.
10. Crack, Crossover.Transformers reincarnated as humans, from other fandom(s). Humans that despite surface similarities, are frighteningly (or is hilariously?) different from their Cybertronian counterparts. For example: Cameron from House? Shockwave. Sheppard from Stargate: Atlantis? Starscream. His best friend Rodney McKay? Skyfire. Dean and Sam Winchester from Supernatural? Sideswipe and Sunstreaker, respectively. Eliza from Gargoyles? Prowl. And so on.
11. [g1] I just read Kirin_Saga’s fic Friendship, and it spawned this bunny: The constructicons kidnap Silverbolt to make sure he’s good enough for Omega Supreme. Just because they’re on opposite sides of the war and no longer friends, doesn’t mean they’re just going to sit back at let someone unworthy take advantage of him.
12. [TF:A] Blackarachnia gets what she wants- only to discover that she still not who she wants to be. As long you pin your hopes of changing on an impossible goal, you don’t have to deal with actually changing. It’s comfortable to be miserable, instead of risking being happy.
13. [g1] Red Alert has lapsed so far into paranoia he’s come out the other side.
RA: Why bother with security? They’ll find out no matter what, so we might as well save our energy.
14. [g1] What most bots forget, grumbling about Red Alert’s paranoia, is that before he came, dying by Decepticon raider was not only possible but likely. Other units of the Autobot forces, still facing that threat, attempt to seduce Red away from The Ark.
15. “This is Art holding a Mirror up to Life. That’s why everything is exactly the wrong way around.”-Wyrd Sisters, p.226. The autobots created the cartoon and comics to turn the humans against the decepticons.
16. [g1] Genresavy!Wheelie. Wheelie is a survivalist. World weary survivalists can get killed off. Cute comic relief can't. Wheelie takes advantage of this.
17. [g1] The end times, as predicted in the bible, come. Megatron is annoyed. It’s disrupting his energon harvest. (Because, as some corporations have noted, the apocalypse is really bad for business.)
18. [2007] He had been sent in from Sector Seven with the security report, and wanted very much to get away from the big scary robots. Preferably before the newly resurrected silver one squished him a fit of rage. There was only so much room in the base allotted to the Autobots, and he wasn’t allowed to leave until he had delivered his report.
19. A gestalt team that hate each other. Period. No 'I'm the only one allowed to hurt them', no 'caring deep down', not even possessive regard. Just a team of unwilling, severely dysfunctional transformers who all hate each other and just wish the others would just go away.
20. And finally, proof of divine interevention-or least humor-from the transformers random pairing generator
Menasor (G1)/ Blackarachnia (BW)/ Kinky
I probably missed a whole load of characters in my tags. I usually don't get that many individual bots demanding attention. *Is a little in shock* I'll go back and and edit them if there's a particularly obvious one I missed.