I bet Elena moved my pills to ensure that I'd get out of bed. Evil woman. May you have another five am run soon. My bottle of whiskey is suspiciously absent as well. Hope Nathan didn't get it. I got him a little flashlight, Elena. I don't know if he can keep operating it since it's a shake one, but I figured it would last longer than any ( Read more... )

Hmph. So Shu is back. He thought he could just waltz back in as if nothing had happened ( Read more... )

My newest idea: Toys for Ta-Tas. Jubblies just didn't work as a good word for that. You donate toys, money, or food for Purgatorium's needy, and you get to see topless women. The ladies can have 'Santa' come take theirs in just a Speedo and a bowtie. Tell me that wouldn't boost donations. Or something ( Read more... )