So you new people, you wouldn't happen to be professional strippers, would you? I could always use a new one ( Read more... )

I bet Elena moved my pills to ensure that I'd get out of bed. Evil woman. May you have another five am run soon. My bottle of whiskey is suspiciously absent as well. Hope Nathan didn't get it. I got him a little flashlight, Elena. I don't know if he can keep operating it since it's a shake one, but I figured it would last longer than any ( Read more... )

Shu is a vampire too. Bastard. That hurt! I'm going to have bruises for a week.