The Ierden Legacy 3.2
K, so starting back where we left off:
Rayna... runs... while talking on the phone. o_O; She's a bit of a crazy kid.
And not realizing she actually has a fucking bed to sleep in but is too retarded to notice.
... And my neighbourhood suddenly being overrun with adorable blondes.
Bociek: Oh, Rayna! I love you! <3
Rayna: *totally rips off Aurora's "I Want To Suck Your Brains Out" look.*
Dumb Bitch: *worries over someone that's not even her kid*
Yeah. Rayna passed out like, five times a day when she was a kid.
Karina becomes Hand of Poseidon...
... and Maura is obviously retarded. :D
Like, how the fuck do you freeze in a hottub, anyway?
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Karina, you suck at being a grandmother now. Just... give it up and stfu. :/
They're growing up anyway now, since infancy is boring as hell.
Makeovers:
Lol, I thought they looked cute.
But they are seriously fucking annoying as shit.
Nikolai does nothing but be a pussybitch all day.
And Cruse is boring and fucking disgusting.
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And now it's time for oldkoot!Karina to die. D:
You know the drill.
Although Karina's face did make me a little sad. D:
Karina's death took away his glory, but here is Bociek as a teen. D:
He looks alright here but when his face is neutral his ugliness is absolutely filthy.
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I hope you die, you little fucking shit.
Yeah. I kind of fucking hate them.
If I had children like that I would be fucking drinking it up too. :/
lol glitch :D
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Yuri: What's crack-a-lackin'. I wanted to talk to you about something.
Bociek: Um. Sure, dad. What's up?
Yuri: HAO DO U FELE ABUT GRILD CHEES? :D :D :D
Bociek: Oh, fuck no, Dad.
Yuri: GRILLED CHEESE IS LIKE SOOO AMAZING BUT I ONLY GO INTO ASPIRATIONAL FAILURE IF IT'S BURNT.
Bociek: NO NO NO JUST STFU LA LA LA LA LA
I don't get how that brings up such a negative reaction sometimes. :/
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Then it's time for douchepaker to grow up.
As you can see, she turned out quite good looking.
Though she does do the creepy headtilt...
And sometimes when she smiles her lips look as big as Rosie O'Donnells ass.
lol hai sup karina :D
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Maura: SO. ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE ME LOTS AND LOTS OF GRANDCHILDREN? :D
Rayna: *romance sim* HA HA HA. OH LOOK, THE SCHOOLBUS IS HERE. I G2G. >__>
And Bociek is incredibly fucking annoying because he keeps taking one of the kids out of the crib when the other is sleeping and totally fucking ruining ~the scheduale~. >______>
Anyway, finally time for them to fucking grow up.
lol haisup kidlets.
And there they are officially. :D
Btw, this is what Nikolai like. Spends all of his time doing.
But seriously?
What are you on and may I have some of it?
And apparently Cruse knows about his uncle Hiro even though he's never seen or met him in his life. :/
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The idea of him getting old makes me sad. D:
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AND THEN MELODY IS BACK AGAIN. SERIOUSLY, SHE JUST FLOCKS TO THESE PEOPLE.
Like, they must be in class and Ierden must appear on the list or something and she's just all, "OH, GOLLY GEE. MORE FUCKING TORTURE."
Melody: Aww, whata cute cat! <3
Barbie: HOLY SHIT WTF.
Melody: ^o^ D'aaaaw! So ~kawaii~!
Barbie: *crys on the inside*
And out of serious curiosity, why the fuck does the headmaster get a stick up his ass when people ask if he wants to see the house? Like, holy shit. Come back when you're off your man-period, plz.
And then Tanner randomly returned and made me sadface. D:
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They got into private school and Yuri... "celebrated".
Cruse: LOL I'M AS HIGH AS A FUCKING BIRD RIGHT NOW. :D
Wow, Nikolai. What a terrible influence you are. D:
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Yuri: Um... Maura? Can I talk to you about something?
Maura: Oh... Sure. What is it?
Yuri: Umumumum... Do you like... grilled cheese?
Maura: ... Um, sorry. Grilled cheese tastes like an orgasm and all, but it's not really something I like to.. chat about on a regular basis.
Yuri: menadmymomusedtotalkaboutitallthetimethough...
Maura: Well... Idk. I'm not your mother!
Yuri: ... >:| Oh, you cunt.
Yuri: :) *minus*
:D Looks like there may be some hope, after all!
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*facepalm* Lol, fuck. I just realized I haven't been putting up the ISBI stats. They really haven't changed all that much in the first place, but here they are anyway:
Torch Holders: 2
Perma-Platinum Sims: 0
Top of Career Track: 2
Social Worker Visits: 0
Social Bunny Visits: 0
Shrink Visits: 0
Death Revivals: 2
Fires: 4
Burglaries: 0
Special Tombstones VS Total Death Count: 0/3
100,000?: 1
Wow, am I scatterbrained! And sorry for my recent lck of humour. This has been like, the most boring generation of Sims I have ever played. I envy other people's Sims since they all always seem to have so much personality!