The Ierden Legacy 3.3
*takes this time to wish you all a Happy New Year* :D
I shall start off with saying: Maxis. That is fucking disgusting. D:
Nikolai is still getting baked on a constant basis.
I try and get Yuri to make Rayna get some cooking skill...
... But she fails miserably. What a waste of chocolate. D:
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And why can I see the fish dead... but not alive? ;-;
Then Yuri managed to watch a non-restored fish tank. Wow, game. xD
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AND PROOF THAT ALL SIMS ARE ALCOHOLICS. SERIOUSLY, LOOK IN YOUR SIMS FRIDGE NEXT TIME TO SEE.
And Rayna is going a little... Coo-coo.
Even though I don't know what the hell a fridge has to do with... Romance deprivation.
Although she does have random tendancies that make me laugh.
FOR EXAMPLE:
LOL.
Then leave the room, you dumb twat. xD
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And here is a heir portrait update!
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And now: The boys grow up~
Notice how Nikolai is in the room where he always gets baked. D:
As disappointed as I was that he had the whole "Adorable-Cute-Ugly-Hideous" Syndrome as his brother...
I was very happy to have something CUTE come along too.
y halo thar~ ;D
He has the same nose as Yuri. I've become quite attatched to it.
But here is Nikolai~
And here is Cruse~
... You two are terrible. Gossiping about your dead grandmother? Really?
Btw, Maura got fat. xD Rayna and Nikolai got fat too. This entire generation is fat.
I don't think Yuri seems to mind though, since he stares at her breasts a lot.
She then proceeds to have a conversation about balls with her son. :C
And how you managed to cook that with no cooking skill and how your dad always ruins it with ten cooking skill is beyond me. Srsly, game.
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Soon enough, Melody was invitied over again, and she didn't really cause any harm last time, so I saw nothing bad about her coming over again.
Until I saw these:
THIS IS GOING TO BE A GENERATION TWO REPEAT: MELODY RAEP.
Cruse: I DON'T THINK SO, BITCH.
LOL, Cruse. You suck. Just give up.
Cruse: NO, BITCH. I'M SUPPOSED TO WIN. NOT YOU.
Soooore loser~
Nikolai: Yeah, you slut. D<
Cruse: *soaks up Melody's pain with glee*
Melody: *rubs nips* D:
Melody: *bitchslaps* *totally asking for it*
Cruse: D<
Then she sits down to play chess with Rayna and they become best friends. o_O; That's... a first.
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Soon enough, Maura reaches the top of the Culinary career track~
...But then it's time for her to grow up. DD: They always look so sad when they're about to.
I think she's a cute little old lady, though. D: I really need some more elder clothes.
Lol, Erik was haunting the house that night.
And he scared Rayna so bad she pissed her pants. Oh, sweetie. How you will suffer if you're chosen as heir.
Then Yuri pulled this on her and it probably made her feel like shit because she went to go critisize Bo while he was playing darts. xD
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Lol, Melody. Whatchu doing?
Cruse: LOL I C WHAT U DID THAR
Melody: D8
Later that day, she took the rotting newspaper too. o_O;
Yuri was not pleased in the slightest even though he can't even read that newspaper anymore and totally bitched her out. :D
And Melody came home again with Rayna and for old times sake I made Yuri be mean to her. xD
Yuri: BITCH, THIS IS FOR THAT ONE TIME SO MANY YEARS AGO.
Yuri: HYAH!
Nikolai: *lookin' kind of baked while watching* Dad, are you alright?
Yuri: Heeey, you should grab my hand right about now.
Melody: Um... O-Okay.
Melody: *gets shockzored*
Yuri: :D :D :D
Yuri: O LAWD.
Nikolai: Holy shit, my dad is insane.
Yuri: OMG LOLOLOLOLOL U DUMASS
Melody: DON'T BE A PRICK TO ME! *poke*
Yuri: OoO;
Melody: *TEARS OF SORROW*
Yuri: *WEEPWEEPCRYCRY*
Lol, I actually felt bad afterwards.
Nikolai: ... Oh, no she didn't.
Yes. Yes she did.
Nikolai: DON'T YOU EVER DO THAT TO MY FATHER AGAIN. :D
Melody: ... >C HMPH.
Then Cruse came and totally kicked her ass.
And then let me oogle his chest for the rest of the night.
Lol. Like father, like son.
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The next day a really cute brown haired girl came by. :D I don't have brown hair in the family yet so it's perfect.
So I use Cruse's lifestage command to greet her.
Although I think Melody ganging around is kind of ruining his mood.
Things are going well, until...
Cruse: OH, YOU DUMB CUNT. D< YOU RUINED MY CHANCES.
... Though I doubt she cared since she spent the entire time while she was there bombin' it.
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And now it's time for Bo to grow up! <3
...
*facepalm*
I'VE DONE WELL WITH AVOIDING SHRINKS SO FAR, BO. YOU RUINED IT.
Great way to end an update, ne? (Lol @ Yuri not caring at all.)
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