The Ierden Legacy 3.1
Yay! My internet is back!
And I just want to take this time to say I hope you all have/had a happy holiday! <3
So I'll start off with saying the Ierden's finally got their new house.
Yuri watches the sports channel. (I find it hilarious how they react. Stfu, I just got University.)
And rocks out on the guitar...
... while Tanner dances like a total douche.
He then goes to get Bociek and just stand around after feeding him.
And then leaves him on the floor to pursue his growing drinking habit.
Yuri: Hello there, baby! :D
Bo: *gurglewhisperwhispergurgle*
Yuri: Wait, what? What do you mean you're going to be an adorable toddler, a cute child, then an ugly teenager and an even homlier man?
lolspoilers:D
Karina proceeded to stand there all night and finally put the baby back on the floor at about nine because she finally realized she had to pee. o_o;;
By the way, have I mentioned I totally love the BV poses? xD
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More rock out sessions, just because I think they're awesome.
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After that I went to go make Yuri and Maura try for another baby, and since I've finally learned how to use Gunmods camera after having it for such a long time since I'm retarded, I thought to myself...
What exactly goes on under there?
Best sex position ever.
And then at breakfast, this happened!
I laughed my head off. That is the best series of "What the fuck?" faces I have ever seen grace a Sim.
When Maura returned from work it was proven that her eggo was indeed preggo.
And it is now Bociek's birthday! :D
Cutest baby face ever. :D
Isn't he just so cute? ;-; *pinches cheeks*
And here is Bociek with his new hair. Beware the hands~
But then Karina just had to shoo them out and be a douche when Bociek was learning a nursery rhyme. :/
So they go into the hallway and resume their singing.
And Bociek does not cooperate.
Bociek stops being a little pissant after awhile though and gets into the tunage...
...and Yuri's heart goes aflutter!
But after that he didn't really give a shit anymore, though he did eventually learn it.
But seriously, they are the cutest duo ever.
Yuri: UGH. WHY THE FUCK CAN I NOT BATHE MY CHILD? D:<
Bociek: W-why are you yelling, Daddy?
Yeah. I kind of love them.
After Yuri put him on the floor to complain to me about how shitty the kid smelled.
And upstairs Maura bawww's like a bitch about pissing herself.
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Bociek is also almost always the centre of someones attention.
Tanner: UGH. Stupid kid fucking threw up on me!
Bociek: :D I LOVE YOU GRANDPA.
Tanner: ... Heh, although I do admit you are kind of cute.
Tanner: Ugh, nevermind. Get this kid the hell away from me, please.
He then goes to drink away his sorrows of being totally shittastic at everyrthing. :|
Erik still haunts them, btw.
I seriously think though that he actually ate $600 of my groceries once. D<
Maura is still alive, btw. She really sucks at being pregnant this time around.
I like how she used the changing table instead of just throwing the shitty diaper on the ground.
*SYNCRONIZED SADFACE*
... Classy, Yuri.
During all this, Maura is in labour...
And only has one baby again! It is a girl and her name is Rayna, and she inherited Maura's hair and Yuri's skintone and eyes!
But no one cares because Bociek is totally adorable.
<3
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Tanner: Why is my son dressed like that... ? With long hair and no job... ?
Tanner: ... Oh dear God. D: *gets another drink*
Later, he drunkenly talks to Maura about art or statues or whatever the fuck he's talking about.
And I guess that fact influences everyone else to be raging drunkards as well.
But even drunk...
Karina is an extremely sweet grandmother. :D
And, finally, it is Bociek's birthday.
And here is him afterwards! Still cute as a button, in my opinion!
And Karina has a near pant-pissing episode right after.
And here is Yuri's official makeover, like i said I would do in the last update.
I don't think he likes it much. :C
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... ROFL. As if, Maura. The only one who could pull that off would probably be Jimi Hendrix.
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ilu apartment life :D
I feel really bad making him get out of bed for that. D:
Tanner still drinks non-stop, by the way.
But he still takes some time out of his unfortunate alcholism to hug his grandson. :'D
And now it is Rayna's birthday~
... Oh, wow. Nice hair. o_O;;
Much better, although she looks a little funky. o_O;
Then I made them get a cat since they all wanted one. :'D Her name is Barbie.
btw erik gtfo you knob
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And finally...
;___________;
Grimmy: Sorry, bub. Time's up.
Tanner: ... WAT.
Tanner: NONONONONongoifdhnizuhniruhn *tries to take*
Grimmy: SRSLY, JUST GO OUT WITH SILENCE AND OBEDIENCE. GEEZ.
Rofl, welcome to aspiratonal failure, Rayna! I hope you enjoy your stay!
*KRIIIIII*
THERE IS NOW NOTHING BUT ANACHY IN THIS HOUSE. Damn, I didn't think they would miss Tanner that much...
BOCIEK. TICKLING LIKE A GAY SCHOOLBOY DOES NOT HELP TODDLERS EASE THEIR MOURNING. D:
By the way, Maura is pregnant again. :'D
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Aw, hun. D: His crying makes me really sad.
Karina: :D Sleep well and have a good night, Bo. *kiss*
Bociek: Bitch, no. Just... No.
Bociek: Just gtfo, grandma.
I laughed so hard at that part. I didn't know what the hell he was doing.
But apparently he got up to cry and give his sister some kisses. o__O;
And... LE POP!
I must also mention that Maura is even worse at being pregnant this time around!
PROOF AND EVIDENCE. D:
Maura: SHOWER. I NEEDS IT.
... Hunny, you know it's bad when the maid even thinks you smell like shit.
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LOL. CRIBTIME. YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG.
Oh, wow. You'd fit in at the Olympus legacy perfectly. o_o;
Why so angry, Karina?
It's Rayna's birthday! This is no time for angryfaces!
And here is her makeover! My mom and friend said she looked kind of weird but I like her. D:
And upstairs Maura is giving birth.
And she ends up having twins! This is Nikolai, who has Maura's skintone and eyes and Yuri's black hair.
And Cruse, who also has Maura's colouring and Tanner's blonde hair.
Cookies for anyone who know's where the name Cruse comes from~ :D
Maura walked all the way to the third floor of the house to give Nikolai to Karina while she had Cruse, and Karina was very sweet with him...
But the baby looked fucking PISSED. xDDD
And then the cat grew up.
:D