Ierden Legacy 2.2
Yay for more ISBI! This update was rather boring for me to play until the end. You will see!
So we start off with Tanner being all, "OMG FUK NO I WONT DANCE WIT U LOL" at poor Vincent.
But chatting with Eric and dancing with him all night? I c hao it is.
Vincent and Hiro got makeovers because Hiro wasn't gay enough and I didn't like Vincents clothes. :/
Hiro is so adorable.
Erik and Tanner danced until morning, btw.
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So, it comes to this point I say before I started playing the Ierden's again I was reading legacies and came across an extremely interesting hack I saw in a custom content post: Woohoo Everywhere.
Epic lulz ensued.
Karina: HELLO, DEAR. CAN I JUST GO AND SUCK YOUR DICK RIGHT HERE?
Tanner: *all shy* lol i dun c y nawt :D
It was hilarious.
It's a good thing Vincent and Hiro are total recluses because they paid no attention what so ever.
Afterwards Alicia demanded to be danced with! =_=;
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Fail, Karina. So much for pork chops for the Headmaster.
But...
Salmon is defintely safer to cook even though you need more skill to cook it. Wow, game. Total sense.
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Hiro: *giggle giggle* Hey, guess who pissed himself?
Vincent: Shhh, Dad did! But you definitely didn't hear it from me!
Hiro and Vincent are always together, and it's so adorable. Even though Natasha looks at them like they're retarded or something.
Karina trys to tell the Headmaster Tanner pissed himself too but I think he wanted more tasteful conversation.
He accepted them into Private School anyway though.
Tanner had been passed out the entire time though in the bathroom.
Was close to starvation... Again.
... Rofl, you two are mean!
Tanner apparently pissed himself... AGAIN.
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Natasha: Hey, Yuri. Congrats on that whole hobby lot card thing.
Yuri: :D Thanks!
Natasha: *grabs into a noogie*
Yuri: O___O;
Yuri: *orgasm face* *MINUS MINUS*
Yuri: *walks away*
Natasha: *comes and gives him another noogie anyway*
Hun, you aren't going to become friends with him that way.
Yuri: Okay, seriously. Fuck off.
Natasha: :D
Yuri is not impressed. xD
They then crowded around Tanner for attention.
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I got the kitchen an expresso machine so then Karina would have some extra energy to run on since she's the only one who cleans the house and looks after it at night.
After endless bitching about the counter...
Tanner totally abused it.
And Karina has to clean up the invasion of the fucking expresso cups now. :/
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Natasha gets buff after a good nights sleep.
Natasha: L is for "LOSER"!
You are a loser.
Erik bitchfaces at Hiro because of that one time...
Hiro nearly pisses his pants.
Karina finally goes back to work for the first time in forever, since she has the time.
While Natasha and Tanner are both seemingly trying to starve to death. Typical morning. :D
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Lol, Yuri got acne, btw.
He's still incredibly hot, though.
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He doesn't suck as bad as his mother does, since he has no cooking skill and just used the oven not having a fire.
Natasha STILL doesn't sleep where she's supposed to.
And these two danced.
And then the entire fucking family danced.
FUCKING DANCING. It's almost starting to irritate me.
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After being stared at by your son in a creepy manner...
And Tanner being a stupid ass (yet again) by leaving toaster pastries in the oven...
Karina gets promoted! :D
Idk why I took this picture, though. I think Alicia is cute.
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...
LOL. HIRO ACTUALLY COOKED THE MUFFIN RIGHT.
Natasha got food poisoning because she's an idiot.
And another picture of Alicia that I have no idea of the purpose of taking it.
OVERCROWDING. T__T
WELL, IF YOU FEEL LIKE FIXING THE SHOWER AND MOPPING THE FLOORS AND TELLING YOUR WIFE TO HURRY WITH HER SHIT FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR ENVIROMENT BAR, THAN BE MY FUCKING GUEST, TANNER. /capslock
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This is when the hilarity fucking ensued.
Natasha randomly brought home Melody Tinker. My sims bring home other Sims all the time, so I wasn't that surprised, but...
When Melody randomly started smaking Yuri around, I was definitely interested... ;D
Poor guy. He has ten nice points so he doesn't really fight back...
So I used his lifestage command to put that little whore back in her place.
She quickly retaliated, though.
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Inside, Natasha is not pleased.
Natasha: Hey, bitch. Leave my brother the fuck alone.
Melody: Hey. I can do whatever the fuck I want. D<
Natasha: :O
Hey Melody, guess what?
Natasha doesn't put up with your shit.
Why? Because she has four nice points while Yuri has ten. :/
Don't. Fuck. With. Her.
...
Oh, come on Natasha. You wuss.
Vincent looks genuinely worried at first...
He then realizes his sister kind of fails and then no longer gives a shit.
She then goes off into her room to feel sick.
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She comes back to Yuri to pester him while Natasha retreats to her room and Yuri grows a backbone.
It's a shame they don't get along. I think she's pretty and she has a lot of genetics I would totally like. D:
Mission accomplished. Yuri is a nice guy, but... Don't fuck with him.
Melody then runs off to suck up to Karina. What a bitch.
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Idk what the fuck was going on with these two in here, but...
... it was obviously bad.
D:
Natasha, you are a pathetic example of the Ierdens!
Yeah, cry you baby.
Yuri, who had been watching (and cheering Natasha, btw), was then attacked afterwards.
Hiro: *avoids teh dramaz*
PWNED.
THANK YOU, YURI, FOR REDEEMING YOUR SISTER AND YOURSELF, AND MAKING YOU EVEN MORE SUPERIOR AND MAKING ME TOTALLY WANT YOU AS HEIR FOR YOUR AWESOMENESS. /capslock
I hope that toaster pastry gives you some raunchy vaginal disease.
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Anyway, it's time for the kidlets to grow up!
Now: Makeovers!
Alicia, who is adorable.
Erik, who I think just looks like an adnormally tall kid in this picture. xD
Hiro, who is quite hot. Although I might change his clothes to something... Pinker.
Pre-makeover Vincent being all, "ZOMG SURPRISED" over Hiro.
And Vincent afterwards. I think he's absolutely adorable.
And I will end this update with Melody taking the newspaper. :/
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Torch Holders: 1
Perma-Platinum Sims: 0
Top of Career Track: 1
Social Worker Visits: 0
Social Bunny Visits: 0
Shrink Visits: 0
Death Revivals: 1
Fires: 3
Burglaries: 0
Special Tombstones vs Total Death Count: 0/0
100,000?: 0
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Lol, Melody is a little bitch. xD
I don't know if the Ierden's will be updated for awhile, since I want to get a little update of the normal legacy I'm started in here before I start playing the Ierden's again. But now since there's a new enemy to the two of them and Natasha and Yuri are going to grow up soon, I really want to play them again soon.
I hope this update wasn't too bad. It's more amusing at the end, in my opinion.