I don't think it works that way, son...
during a conversation about how some of his friends and teachers are black:
M2: If you eat a lot of chocolate, it turns your skin dark!
Me: What?
M2: It turns your skin dark.
Me: You mean like I, A, and Miss T?
M2: yes!
Me: (trying to quit laughing) Umm, I don't think it works that way honey.
...
M2: (looking sad) But I wanted to to turn dark too.
Sorry kiddo, I'm living proof that no amount of chocolate will make your skin turn any darker.
M2: If you eat a lot of chocolate, it turns your skin dark!
Me: What?
M2: It turns your skin dark.
Me: You mean like I, A, and Miss T?
M2: yes!
Me: (trying to quit laughing) Umm, I don't think it works that way honey.
...
M2: (looking sad) But I wanted to to turn dark too.
Sorry kiddo, I'm living proof that no amount of chocolate will make your skin turn any darker.