Oddest thing happened last week.

I woke up, and there was a teenage girl, no older than fourteen or fifteen, laying stark-naked atop Bella Donna's bed. As it turns out, the girl actually was Bella Donna. This strange city turned my little dog into a human. Quite odd, have to say. And the funniest bit is that she looked a lot like Donna. A pint- ( Read more... )

Welll... that curse yesterday was certainly a pain in the arse. Don't think I could stand a repeat ( Read more... )

Just when I thought things couldn't get any stranger ( Read more... )

Wellll, that has got to be the worst curse in the history of the world. I feel fucking embarrassed quite strange. Wasn't exactly acting my age, was I? Oi vey. Wonder if I'll ever be able to live this shit down?

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