Oh, bloody hell.

I just woke up in bed with Rose Tyler.

[ooc: Forward-dated to about 8 or 9 am. John's in shock. No action spam or anything here. Just reactions, I suppose. The whole "morning after" bit will be played out later today with Rose mun via thread.]

Wellll, that has got to be the worst curse in the history of the world. I feel fucking embarrassed quite strange. Wasn't exactly acting my age, was I? Oi vey. Wonder if I'll ever be able to live this shit down?

( Private to Rose, unhackable )

Oh, bloody hell.

*slight clanging noise*

Erm... went to sleep in my own bed last night.

I've just woken up in the TARDIS.

I've no idea how I got here, but I am alone, and...

I'm sort of...

handcuffed.

To the console.

...This does not bode well.