Stevie funks up Jingle Bells to unbelievably heights. I need to get an mp3 of this...


Stevie Wonder - Video - Jingle Bells
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It's late August and you're still using Kwanzaa stamps on outgoing correspondence...

There were no cute flight attendants on leg 1 of my journey, but on leg 2? Ohhhh... A chunky-in-all-the-fine-places, bespectacled, high-yellow brotha who looks and sounds like he's from Philly. I wonder ( Read more... )

Waiting at the gate in Newark I found myself surrounded by a half-dozen steroid-enhanced, almost-legal, 6-foot tall slabs of meat. Each slab wore a similar navy blue warmup suit emblazoned with the word UCONN.


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There are few things more exhilirating than those moments surrounding take-off...

• The forceful thrust from behind of tons of airplane
   
• The trees/houses/terminals next to the runway accelerating past
   
• The ground beneath giving way as the sky grabs hold
   
• The plane tilting first gently, then forcefully to one side, spilling the sun's ( Read more... )

Gosh US Airways sucks. Not that there aren't other sucky air carriers but wow, US Airways manages to be so bad in so many new, exciting ways ( Read more... )

I keep forgetting the goddamn liquids requirements at airports these days. Thus my 4 ounce Purell bottle and my 4.5 ounce super-anti-dry-skin lotion didn't make it through the cosmetics grab security checkpoint. Grrrrr ( Read more... )