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If you've never read Good Omens, heard of Crowley, or you just want to tell me what a shoddy bloody amazing job I'm doing, this is the place to do it
( Everything You (N)Ever Wanted To Know About Crowley )

I don't understand what all the fuss is about.

It's just paper. No one's listening.They have more important things to worry about than your wishes.

Aziraphale, water the plants. Don't spoil them again. I have a meeting to attend.

( Chock full of secrets: Notes to Aziraphale, Vergil, and D )

This place is bloody ridiculous

I think I'll stick around

Hey, Vergil. Apparently I wrote your name down, still up for finding some trouble?

Two commendations, and I don't remember a thing. Must have been some damn fine alcohol and some good times though.

Fuck.

Get over here now.

I know you are just waiting for an excuse to close up shop.

This is urgent.

I think it's starting again.

Get.Back.Now

( //Hackers will burn a fiery death after being bludgeoned to death with a tire iron// )

I am planning to wander around the city tomorrow and check out the area.
If someone wishes to join me and knows of some place with food that doesn't taste like cardboard, do feel free to let me know.
I may even treat you to lunch.
I'm feeling bored devious generous, currently.

Besides, things are a little dull now that all the excitement of last year ( Read more... )

( Crowley Tries to Escape the Holiday Times )

This red crap is not only refusing to vacate the area around my finger, it is increasingly, and annoyingly, pulling at my finger.

What a nuisance.

Other people seem similarly afflicted, I suppose this means I can no longer blame Aziraphale.

... Curse my curiosity... this is becoming increasingly intriguing.

Hm, I need a distraction. Nothing I' ( Read more... )