Vergil. Still interested?

( [Private - Aziraphale] )

( Make the world dark )

[Somewhere on the floor in the flat he shares with Aziraphale, Crowley's phone beeps twice. The video function appears to have clicked on after a fall to the floor. The camera shows the edge of a very ugly looking couch and the ceiling. After five minutes the phone beeps twice again. In the upper right of the feed a "Low Battery" warning flashes ( Read more... )

As the holiday season drew closer, Crowley found himself increasingly unwilling to stick around. All that good will and cheer December tended to bring gave him headaches. Before he left however, the demon who had spent far too long among humans had a few things to leave for the acquaintances he had made in Desai. Not that these were Christmas gifts ( Read more... )

Aziraphale, please do explain how all of my clothes seem to have been replaced by these... things. And where my books have gone.

How many times must I ask you not to replace my books with bibles. You tamper with everything else I own, at least leave the books alone. I worked hard to get those possession scrolls. And the dark arts memoir had my last ( Read more... )

Looks like I chose a good time to return. What's this about a party?

Did I miss anything exciting?

//Private to Aziraphale //

Did you miss me?

I don't understand what all the fuss is about.

It's just paper. No one's listening.They have more important things to worry about than your wishes.

Aziraphale, water the plants. Don't spoil them again. I have a meeting to attend.

( Chock full of secrets: Notes to Aziraphale, Vergil, and D )

Fuck.

Get over here now.

I know you are just waiting for an excuse to close up shop.

This is urgent.

I think it's starting again.

Get.Back.Now

( Private to Aziraphale )