Interesting development in the roomate replacement saga ( Read more... )

New York's a big place. There are at least 1.5 million people living on this island we call the Hattan of Man and almost 20 million in the great NYC area (8 million in the five boroughs and then the rest in the outlying areas ( Read more... )

I really have to learn that just because it's the city that never sleeps it doesn't mean that I have to not sleep along with the denizens of la grande manzana ( Read more... )

Yesterday when I was down at the bodega for my daily purchase of bottled Diet Coke (which I insist tastes better than crack from a can), the lady who runs the shop complimented my taste in shirts. It was, in fact, the second day in a row she complimented my fashion choices ( Read more... )

1. Although I was supposed to have Thursday and Friday off last week, I ended up working most of Thursday. This did not, however, preclude me from purchasing a new bed. On Thursday I went to the Sleepy's around the corner and picked out a Sealy's Posturepedic SeaBreeze or somethingorother. It's Sealy's, that much I know ( Read more... )

What a weekend.

Got back last night thanks to an excellent driver and an excellent backseat invalid companion ... and a well-behaved dog.

That has to be the fastest weekend I've ever had. Got to meet a few of the DC people, including the birthday girl (callieanlarkin) and stay for free ( Read more... )

I just found out that the Willow (played lustily by ravenmb's wife and my part-time fantasy) is actually named, get this, Willow Rosenberg.

Not only is she hot, a red head, and funny ... she's Jewish!

My mom will be so happy.

This is funny. suard is telling me about this girl who says she should give me all sorts of advice about how to run the pr0n store but won't because she's too nervous to talk to me. This is funny. I am offering discounted pr0n and she won't call me. Hahahahahaha! I will taunt her with teh phone sex0r when she calls to really freak her out ( Read more... )