As if I didn't like not having a space to put a grill before ...
New grill:
New grill next to old grill:
Apparently the thing lives under a specially designed cover next to the back steps and has a warming tray to keep plates/food hot while not being grilled.
I'm insanely jealous right now. I hereby dub the new grill "Captinus Excelsior Behemouth the Second" ... or the Behemoth for short.