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i tried typing but for reasons way beyond me, i left out one letter of each word. im going to have to fix this. it sort of creeps me out cause my head feels really strange. the last time i felt like this, some girl asked me what grade i got in pe and i said "7." then i started puking. i even puked on that dumb bitch assistant principal that wouldnt let you in the cafeteria. oh man, then i had to go to the nurse's office and there was this stupid fat girl who was also puking. for some reason, the girl thought that the nurse wanted to look at her puke, so she kept saving it. i just sat there, hoping my mom would stop shopping and come home and pick me up. even when she did come home, she still didnt pick me up. she told the nurse to make me go back to class when i stopped puking. my father, who isnt a dumb bitch, left work and picked me up and drove me down the street to our house, then went all the way back to work. i was like eleven when that happened, but thats exactly how i feel right now. i really hope i dont puke cause i havent eaten anything lately that would taste okay.
i think some one is putting maple syrup on me while i sleep. im not even kidding. my hair was really sticky yesterday and i kept smelling maple syrup. today, my fingers are sticking together and they fucking smell like maple syrup. when i catch whoever is doing it, youre fucking dead. i hate the smell of maple syrup, it reminds me of failure. when i was taking analytical geometry, the girl who sat behind me had pancake lipstick. she wore it everyday and it smelled like maple syrup. i hate that girl. she's got a little kid and i bet she makes that fucking kid wear pancake lipstick. i bet she thinks its really cute when its the combination of the 2 things i hate the most right now.
just so you know, this was very time consuming cause i had to keep going back and filling in all the letters that i left out.
i think some one is putting maple syrup on me while i sleep. im not even kidding. my hair was really sticky yesterday and i kept smelling maple syrup. today, my fingers are sticking together and they fucking smell like maple syrup. when i catch whoever is doing it, youre fucking dead. i hate the smell of maple syrup, it reminds me of failure. when i was taking analytical geometry, the girl who sat behind me had pancake lipstick. she wore it everyday and it smelled like maple syrup. i hate that girl. she's got a little kid and i bet she makes that fucking kid wear pancake lipstick. i bet she thinks its really cute when its the combination of the 2 things i hate the most right now.
just so you know, this was very time consuming cause i had to keep going back and filling in all the letters that i left out.