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[teenagrfrommars]

i got my car yesterday and i can drive it when father comes home with the registration. watched donnie darko yesterday and went to waffle house. there was maximum prince on the jukebox. i hit it in just the right spot and it started playing. when i hit it, it broke the glass and cut up my arm and it started bleeding profusely. i was all "hemorrage-amundo!" just like the fonz. what a great day.

ps i have just now discovered the awesome power of sucking the middle out of donuts with a straw. possible career path? yes!