(no subject)

Jun 18, 2004 13:05

my puke tasted like frosted flakes, so everything worked out.

i think im moving out on december 21. i figure ill stay here for my birthday and leave at an obscure hour in the morning. i dont have any money or a place to go, but i will. can you donate your boobs? i bet theyd give you a lot of money for them. if people can sell their testicles for thousands of dollars, then everyone else should be abled to sell their boobs. maybe i can sell my ovaries, too. i dont need those. heres the new plan, im going to sell most of my body parts and use the money to build a unibomber type shack in the middle of the woods. no reason.

i have an interview at hollywood video today. maybe one of these places should fucking hire me. i have to go from there to cherry's and greet people for hours while they suck out my soul through my eye sockets. im so tired of having to be fake and friendly to assholes. its not worth it, but i have no other choice.

ps, can you be so filled with hate that you get hives? thats the only thing i can think of that would have caused them.
Previous post Next post
Up