Among the many things I discussed with the mater last night was my hair. She wants me to get a haircut, which I admittedly need, but I only want a trim because I am trying to GROW MY FUCKING HAIR DAMMIT BECAUSE I WANT BEAUTIFUL LONG CURLY LUSCIOUS HAIR AND I THINK IT'S TOTALLY POSSIBLE BUT PEOPLE KEEP THWARTING ME IN THE ATTEMPT. Mum thinks as ( Read more... )

They don't seem to get it ( Read more... )

OK, seriously ( Read more... )

Why the fuck am I looking at lingerie at 3 in the morning? I can't even FIT into lingerie ( Read more... )

All right, so I haven't eaten yet today (I only woke up 3 quarters of an hour ago, but I was up until quite late... it's been a while since I've eaten, basically) and would quite like to eat some cereal ( Read more... )

You know what you cough so much/violently that you start tasting blood? It's nasty, hey ( Read more... )

I'm useless ( Read more... )

I had an interesting conversation with my mother the other day ( Read more... )

boys ( Read more... )

...and what. the fuck ( Read more... )