1. I had my first kiss at 18
2. My greatest desire is to be thin and beautiful
3. I am a virgin

Hmmm... I wonder if it's obvious.
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OK, seriously, while I do honestly find the United Kingdom relatively all right most of the time (I mean, if I had a job I would be completely happy here; a status that I find difficult to achieve most of the time, regardless of country), this country does sometimes give me the shits.

To name an almost-at-random example, I was told my entire life ( Read more... )

I'm bored and unhappy so I thought I'd do this to try and cheer myself up a bit.

( Yes or No meme )

I stole this from heids, and it deleted itself before it was done, so i shall do it again!

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's & father's middle names)
Jane Anthony. Why not?

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad )
Berris Adrian.

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name)
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I think I need to write stuff down more often. Maybe I'd feel a bit less disorientated that way? Maybe? I don't know. Anyway, I figured I'd write about the past few days, which have been a semi-confusing affair in themselves, in all honesty.

19th June: I woke up to mother's pathetic bleatings about me needing to drive her to work, feeling really ( Read more... )