Someone has lent my mother a Klingon Dictionary.

I predict fun times ahead.
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Andy: "My great grandparents were moonshiners"

Mum:  "Well, my grandfather left his family, lived with prostitutes, caught syphillus and died".

Last night I was at my Mum’s house surfing through the TV guide looking for something to watch. There wasn’t much on.

Me: “How about Cold Case? There’s an episode in which they find nine human skulls in someone’s back garden”.

Mum: “Is it a real cold case?”

Me:  “No, it’s fiction”.

Mum: “Fiction? That’s no fun”.

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I was telling my Mum that we’re currently rewatching Season 3 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and she responded:

“It gets very serious later on in the series doesn’t it? Poor Spike! He had a horrible mother didn’t he and a nasty girlfriend”

I think we know where my Mum’s sympathies lie.

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