We Really Shouldn't Be Doing This (2/?)
Title: We Really Shouldn't Be Doing This (2/?)
Author: tazanya
Genre: Comedy-Romance with a bit of crack
Rating: R mostly for language and violence
Pairing: GD-Minzy-TOP, GD/CL, other YG family pairings
Author's Note: Minzy will NOT be involved in any sexytimes above PG-13.
DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual events or people is for entertainment and parody purposes only.
CHAPTER 2: Purple is not Pink
18onthe18th: I thought you said her favorite color was pink?
1arrogantcityboy: Dude, dm's* at 3am so not the way to make CL LESS suspicious.
18onthe18th: wait, where the eff are you?
1arrogantcityboy: it's need to know.
18onthe18th: well i need to know, I won't be able to sleep thinking about this.
1arrogantcityboy: I CAN'T SLEEP RIGHT NOW!
18onthe18th: It's your own fault.
18onthe18th: RT @jbieberjofie: @mingkki21 Please give me a tweet, please tell me what's your favourite colour?!!
18onthe18th: RT @mingkki21: RT @jbieberjofie Purple^^
18onthe18th: purple isn't pink.
1arrogantcityboy: i realize that
18onthe18th: so what do you have to say?????????????????????
1arrogantcityboy: why do you care, it's not like you been drowning her in pink.
1arrogantcityboy: hold up, your not giving her gifts are you
18onthe18th: hell no, of course not. why would I be getting her gifts, especially pink gifts, pink gifts i had to sneak by her unnies (cont. via twitlonger_kor)
18onthe18th: pink stuffed animals, and pink stationary, and other pink shitake, because a certain oppa of hers, an oppa who claims to know all this personal sh*t about her, LIKE HER FAVORITE EFFING COLOR, told me that her fave color was pink.
1arrogantcityboy: How much stuff did you get her?
18onthe18th: Not really the point?
1arrogantcityboy: How did you give it to her?
18onthe18th: Not really the point!
1arrogantcityboy: You have to tell, I am wide awake now.
18onthe18th: No way.
1arrogantcityboy: Tell me now, remember I know secrets, lots and lots of YOUR secrets.
18onthe18th: Looks it’s not even a big deal.
1arrogantcityboy: So tell me,
18onthe18th: I can't it'd be to hard to type it on twitter.
"So tell me in person," I nearly jumped out of my skin, why is he creeping up on me?
“oh shitake you scared me, when did you get here?”
"My teammate is giving God knows what to my baby sis, of course I am gonna throw on some clothes and head back to the dorm." he did seem out of breath.
I give Jiyong a once over, "except maybe next time you might want to put on your own clothes, there is only so much "clothes sharing" the fans are gonna see before things get out of hand. Are you wearing her panties too?"
For that little quip I get a punch in the arm, "eff you, stop trying to dodge the question, SPILL IT." crap.
"It's not really a big deal, it happened a couple days before her birthday."
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"Oh, Minzy-ah, I didn't know you would be here." I tried to come off surprised and nonchalant, is it working?
"Annyong Oppa, I am always here at this time, trainer oppa has a set schedule for me," she replies politely.
"Really! I had no idea, I just wanted to do a bit of working out," stay cool, stay aloof.
"In a suit?" Damn.
"I was just making sure it was empty before I went to change," I lied, again.
"Well, I can leave if you want; we are on hiatus now so I have time to come back." Minzy ever the sweet girl, why would I want you to leave when your conscientiously working out, getting all fit and sweaty, wearing just a sports bra and shorts, looking very very. MIND. GUTTER. GET OUT OF!
"No, no, no that is not what I meant. It's actually great that I saw you because some fans gave me something to give to you." I will never write for a drama, this sounds ridiculous even to my own ears.
"Why?"
"It's your birthday in a few days right?"
"No, I mean why would my fans give you something for me," why does she have to take this moment to be so perceptive?
"Not sure, if you want I can just chuck it."
"No way, I wanna see. It's my presents after all." she is walking towards me. When did she buy such short shorts? Is she forgetting what group she is in? When did it get so warm in here? Am I staring? I shouldn’t stare, but look at her.
"That is a lot of stuff, where did they give it to you?"
She would ask for more details, "uhm, after the interview me and G went on yesterday."
"So weird?" too much pondering, Minzy hon, please just stop wondering and go with it.
I quickly hand over the packages becoming increasingly exasperated with my "plan"; I need to give her something to do to slow down that inquisitive mind of hers. Is it too much or too little I can't tell. Why isn't she squealing, shouldn't there be squealing? I thought teenage girls squeal when they get gifts. Ok, here comes the biggie, she should definitely squeal over this. Hmm, I still don't hear any squealing.
"Do the fans think I am turning 8, not 18, what is this stuff? The custom hello kitty hoodie is kinda cute, but barbie stuff, and this easy bake oven is just ridiculous, the fans DO know we have a real oven in our dorm right?" she laughs so cutely as she mercilessly mocks the gifts it took me over a month to pick out. She is always so elegant and girly, isn't this sh*t girly, it's pink.
The infamous easy bake oven.
"Hey, that easy bake oven is pretty cool, it let's you "bake up sweet and tasty treats with the classic light-bulb oven" the sales lady said it even let's you bake little french pastries all pink and stuff."
"Sales Lady?" oh god, tell me I didn't just say that.
"Uh, yeah, I mean, well you know that is what she probably said." Smooth Seung Hyun**, real smooth. Then, rather than continue my descent into weird creepy Oppa, I just turned around and left her there surrounded in buckets of pink tissue and wrapping paper. I vaguely noticed her calling out my name, but am too embarrassed to go back or say anything more, lest I totally destroy my image in her eyes. I just zoom out of there as fast as I can.
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"Your gonna wake everyone up if you don't stop." I hiss, since Jiyoung is still laughing like a lunatic even though I finished my story five minutes ago. He is really starting to piss me off, it wasn't that bad.
With tears streaming down his eyes he asks ,"please you have to tell me again. I want to memorize every detail. Oh man, you just ran away like a lil b*tch hahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha."
"Laugh all you want, it wasn't that bad. We are totally cool, now."
“Yeah right. Why the hell an easy bake oven? I just don't get that.”
“YOU SAID SHE LOVED PINK!!! How the h*ll was I to know what to get her I just asked for pink things for a girl.”
“Did you tell them it was an 18 year old girl? Didn't you think it was weird to get her BARBIE.”
“She plays with gundam and has all that stitch sh*t. I could have just gotten her more stitch stuff but YOU SAID SHE LOVED PINK!”
“Keep blaming me if you want to, but this was 100% your fail. I thought you were supposed to be Rico Suave*** with the ladies, but apparently your more like Big Bird." this makes him crack up even more, this is getting too much.
"HAHAHAH big bird, reminds me of your bright booty jacket from lollipop." now he is mocking my fashion.
The infamous jacket.
"Eff you get the hell out of my room." I am thoroughly pissed.
"I’m going, I’m going. Damn best laugh I have had in months. Thanks hyung."
"I said get the hell out." Why am I even friends with that asshole. Maybe I should tell him the epilogue to my story?
18onthe18th: by the way, she did wear the Hello Kitty hoodie, and if my "observations” are right she didn’t have a t-shirt on underneath, it was Minzy skin to hoodie; unf unf. Mission accomplished!!!
1arrogantcityboy: I am deleting that last DM so as not to taint my phone. If you ever tweet me some pervy shit like that about Minzy I will forever block you from my twitter and kick your motherfucking ass.
END of CHAPTER 2
CHAPTER NOTES:
*dm's are twitter direct messages.
**Seung Hyun is Top's real name.
*** Rico Suave is this singer from the 90's with this song about how hot he is and how he alwasy gets the ladies.
I tried to show the lapse of time, but making the gap between GD's tweets wider and wider, but Top's were always instant. Don't know if anyone caught that, might need to figure out a better way to reflect that in the future.
A note from Chapter 1 for people not necessarily that familiar with the boys. On night after night a korean variet show it came out that there were rumors that G-Dragon was an arrogant city boy and not very nice. He was able to rehabilite his image on the show, but knowing how much he likes to stick it to haters, i figured it'd make a good twitter name.
Top's name is simpler, Minzy turned 18 on January 18th hence the name 18onthe18th.
AUTHOR NOTES:
Hope you enjoyed this the next installment. Ok so a bit more Minzy, but still too little right. I will fit her in I promise.
Author: tazanya
Genre: Comedy-Romance with a bit of crack
Rating: R mostly for language and violence
Pairing: GD-Minzy-TOP, GD/CL, other YG family pairings
Author's Note: Minzy will NOT be involved in any sexytimes above PG-13.
DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual events or people is for entertainment and parody purposes only.
CHAPTER 2: Purple is not Pink
18onthe18th: I thought you said her favorite color was pink?
1arrogantcityboy: Dude, dm's* at 3am so not the way to make CL LESS suspicious.
18onthe18th: wait, where the eff are you?
1arrogantcityboy: it's need to know.
18onthe18th: well i need to know, I won't be able to sleep thinking about this.
1arrogantcityboy: I CAN'T SLEEP RIGHT NOW!
18onthe18th: It's your own fault.
18onthe18th: RT @jbieberjofie: @mingkki21 Please give me a tweet, please tell me what's your favourite colour?!!
18onthe18th: RT @mingkki21: RT @jbieberjofie Purple^^
18onthe18th: purple isn't pink.
1arrogantcityboy: i realize that
18onthe18th: so what do you have to say?????????????????????
1arrogantcityboy: why do you care, it's not like you been drowning her in pink.
1arrogantcityboy: hold up, your not giving her gifts are you
18onthe18th: hell no, of course not. why would I be getting her gifts, especially pink gifts, pink gifts i had to sneak by her unnies (cont. via twitlonger_kor)
18onthe18th: pink stuffed animals, and pink stationary, and other pink shitake, because a certain oppa of hers, an oppa who claims to know all this personal sh*t about her, LIKE HER FAVORITE EFFING COLOR, told me that her fave color was pink.
1arrogantcityboy: How much stuff did you get her?
18onthe18th: Not really the point?
1arrogantcityboy: How did you give it to her?
18onthe18th: Not really the point!
1arrogantcityboy: You have to tell, I am wide awake now.
18onthe18th: No way.
1arrogantcityboy: Tell me now, remember I know secrets, lots and lots of YOUR secrets.
18onthe18th: Looks it’s not even a big deal.
1arrogantcityboy: So tell me,
18onthe18th: I can't it'd be to hard to type it on twitter.
"So tell me in person," I nearly jumped out of my skin, why is he creeping up on me?
“oh shitake you scared me, when did you get here?”
"My teammate is giving God knows what to my baby sis, of course I am gonna throw on some clothes and head back to the dorm." he did seem out of breath.
I give Jiyong a once over, "except maybe next time you might want to put on your own clothes, there is only so much "clothes sharing" the fans are gonna see before things get out of hand. Are you wearing her panties too?"
For that little quip I get a punch in the arm, "eff you, stop trying to dodge the question, SPILL IT." crap.
"It's not really a big deal, it happened a couple days before her birthday."
_______________________________________
"Oh, Minzy-ah, I didn't know you would be here." I tried to come off surprised and nonchalant, is it working?
"Annyong Oppa, I am always here at this time, trainer oppa has a set schedule for me," she replies politely.
"Really! I had no idea, I just wanted to do a bit of working out," stay cool, stay aloof.
"In a suit?" Damn.
"I was just making sure it was empty before I went to change," I lied, again.
"Well, I can leave if you want; we are on hiatus now so I have time to come back." Minzy ever the sweet girl, why would I want you to leave when your conscientiously working out, getting all fit and sweaty, wearing just a sports bra and shorts, looking very very. MIND. GUTTER. GET OUT OF!
"No, no, no that is not what I meant. It's actually great that I saw you because some fans gave me something to give to you." I will never write for a drama, this sounds ridiculous even to my own ears.
"Why?"
"It's your birthday in a few days right?"
"No, I mean why would my fans give you something for me," why does she have to take this moment to be so perceptive?
"Not sure, if you want I can just chuck it."
"No way, I wanna see. It's my presents after all." she is walking towards me. When did she buy such short shorts? Is she forgetting what group she is in? When did it get so warm in here? Am I staring? I shouldn’t stare, but look at her.
"That is a lot of stuff, where did they give it to you?"
She would ask for more details, "uhm, after the interview me and G went on yesterday."
"So weird?" too much pondering, Minzy hon, please just stop wondering and go with it.
I quickly hand over the packages becoming increasingly exasperated with my "plan"; I need to give her something to do to slow down that inquisitive mind of hers. Is it too much or too little I can't tell. Why isn't she squealing, shouldn't there be squealing? I thought teenage girls squeal when they get gifts. Ok, here comes the biggie, she should definitely squeal over this. Hmm, I still don't hear any squealing.
"Do the fans think I am turning 8, not 18, what is this stuff? The custom hello kitty hoodie is kinda cute, but barbie stuff, and this easy bake oven is just ridiculous, the fans DO know we have a real oven in our dorm right?" she laughs so cutely as she mercilessly mocks the gifts it took me over a month to pick out. She is always so elegant and girly, isn't this sh*t girly, it's pink.
The infamous easy bake oven.
"Hey, that easy bake oven is pretty cool, it let's you "bake up sweet and tasty treats with the classic light-bulb oven" the sales lady said it even let's you bake little french pastries all pink and stuff."
"Sales Lady?" oh god, tell me I didn't just say that.
"Uh, yeah, I mean, well you know that is what she probably said." Smooth Seung Hyun**, real smooth. Then, rather than continue my descent into weird creepy Oppa, I just turned around and left her there surrounded in buckets of pink tissue and wrapping paper. I vaguely noticed her calling out my name, but am too embarrassed to go back or say anything more, lest I totally destroy my image in her eyes. I just zoom out of there as fast as I can.
___________________________________________________________________
"Your gonna wake everyone up if you don't stop." I hiss, since Jiyoung is still laughing like a lunatic even though I finished my story five minutes ago. He is really starting to piss me off, it wasn't that bad.
With tears streaming down his eyes he asks ,"please you have to tell me again. I want to memorize every detail. Oh man, you just ran away like a lil b*tch hahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha."
"Laugh all you want, it wasn't that bad. We are totally cool, now."
“Yeah right. Why the hell an easy bake oven? I just don't get that.”
“YOU SAID SHE LOVED PINK!!! How the h*ll was I to know what to get her I just asked for pink things for a girl.”
“Did you tell them it was an 18 year old girl? Didn't you think it was weird to get her BARBIE.”
“She plays with gundam and has all that stitch sh*t. I could have just gotten her more stitch stuff but YOU SAID SHE LOVED PINK!”
“Keep blaming me if you want to, but this was 100% your fail. I thought you were supposed to be Rico Suave*** with the ladies, but apparently your more like Big Bird." this makes him crack up even more, this is getting too much.
"HAHAHAH big bird, reminds me of your bright booty jacket from lollipop." now he is mocking my fashion.
The infamous jacket.
"Eff you get the hell out of my room." I am thoroughly pissed.
"I’m going, I’m going. Damn best laugh I have had in months. Thanks hyung."
"I said get the hell out." Why am I even friends with that asshole. Maybe I should tell him the epilogue to my story?
18onthe18th: by the way, she did wear the Hello Kitty hoodie, and if my "observations” are right she didn’t have a t-shirt on underneath, it was Minzy skin to hoodie; unf unf. Mission accomplished!!!
1arrogantcityboy: I am deleting that last DM so as not to taint my phone. If you ever tweet me some pervy shit like that about Minzy I will forever block you from my twitter and kick your motherfucking ass.
END of CHAPTER 2
CHAPTER NOTES:
*dm's are twitter direct messages.
**Seung Hyun is Top's real name.
*** Rico Suave is this singer from the 90's with this song about how hot he is and how he alwasy gets the ladies.
I tried to show the lapse of time, but making the gap between GD's tweets wider and wider, but Top's were always instant. Don't know if anyone caught that, might need to figure out a better way to reflect that in the future.
A note from Chapter 1 for people not necessarily that familiar with the boys. On night after night a korean variet show it came out that there were rumors that G-Dragon was an arrogant city boy and not very nice. He was able to rehabilite his image on the show, but knowing how much he likes to stick it to haters, i figured it'd make a good twitter name.
Top's name is simpler, Minzy turned 18 on January 18th hence the name 18onthe18th.
AUTHOR NOTES:
Hope you enjoyed this the next installment. Ok so a bit more Minzy, but still too little right. I will fit her in I promise.