We Really Shouldn't Be Doing This (1/?)
Title: We Really Shouldn't Be Doing This (1/?)
Author: tazanya
Genre: Comedy-Romance with a bit of crack
Rating: R mostly for language and violence
Pairing: GD-Minzy-TOP, GD/CL, other YG family pairings
Author's Note: Minzy will NOT be involved in any sexytimes above PG-13. The post looks a bit busy, I was experimenting with color and bolding and stuff, I will probably edit it so its less garish in the future.
DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual events or people is for entertainment and parody purposes only.
CHAPTER 1 Just a lil creepy
18onthe18th: We should follow her?
1arrogantcityboy: No way, those damn fangirls are too freaking smart. This way I can...you know, fuck what's that word.
18onthe18th: God, Jiyong for such a hipster youre really lacking in internet lingo.. it's TROLLING and yes, you are a major troll
1arrogantcityboy: Isn't trolling playing with those dolls Chaerin likes?
18onthe18th: Why must everything go back to CL? Can you get that chick off your brain for one second, damn?
1arrogantcityboy: Ok. oK. fine, I was just saying... ok, we're trolls. Imma troll, kekeke.
1arrogantcityboy: That would be an awesome name for a song. Imma troll, u a troll, we trollin' we trollin'...
1arrogantcityboy: Are you seriously doing that, now?
18onthe18th: What, the song?
1arrogantcityboy: No, that!
18onthe18th: This?
1arrogantcityboy: YES!! THAT!
18onthe18th: /I am supporting our dongsengs.
1arrogantcityboy: No, you're not. You are pedoing my kid sister.
18onthe18th: First off, she is not REALLY your sister.
1arrogantcityboy: technicality bro technifuckingcality.
18onthe18th: I am also NOT pedoing her. Is that even a word?
1arrogantcityboy: What about your goddamn promise?
18onthe18th: I kept it, hands off till she is eighteen. How the hell was I to know she was gonna go all dominatrix on me before that? Plus, she is eighteen as of January 18 so I am done with that promise.
18onthe18th: AND why are you only getting on my case, Teddy is the one practiclly drooling into the camera on 2NE1tv. I won't even mention the double d's* that keep tweeting her all the time. At least my shit is private.
1arrogantcityboy: private, PRIVATE! we are on effing twitter
18onthe18th: yeah, but its strictly direct messages
1arrogantcityboy: still
18onthe18th: still
1arrogantcityboy: we are in a meeting ok, watch ... wait ARE THOSE JUST THE MINZY CUTS FROM CAN'T NOBODY? YAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18onthe18th: What, I watched the whole thing, can I help it if some resourceful fan decided to upload a video of just Minzy's parts?
1arrogantcityboy: I have got to get you a girlfriend so you can stop mooning over my kid sister, seriously not cool hyung, NOT COOL!.
"Oppa, why are you and Jiyong oppa texting when your sitting right across from each other?" Minzy whispers shyly. "Top, Oppa?"
"Oh, Minzy-yah, uhm, we are working on lyrics," hopefully Jiyong won't ruin the lie with a snort.
"I see, even though your album is out and doing well, you are still so hardworking; Oppa fighting." should I be ashamed to be so happy by this tiny bit of praise from Minzy?
With a gruffness I had not really intended, "working hard is important." Coldness is the best option when it comes to her, for now. For now.
"I understand." she responds a bit deflated, then proceeds to scoot her chair slighty further away from me. Fuck.
Jiyong must have sensed the tension, "Minzy ignore him, he is like that even to me."
1arrogantcityboy: Way to ruin the kid's day.
18onthe18th: Nah, I am always like that, if I were differnet now, wouldn't she wonder?
1arrogantcityboy: but still, she kinda looked hurt.
18onthe18th: Isn't that what you're here for to comfort her when I am being a jerk?
1arrogantcityboy: No, I am here to keep you from talking with her in the first effing place.
18onthe18th: That is just dumb we work in the same place.
18onthe18th: Hold on a sec, did this really happen? I forget. "RT @codeboram: Minji ~~~ Happy birthday!!! Don't get sick, grow up nicely, and get ready for your birthday punches keke Have a happy day ^^"**
1arrogantcityboy: HYUNG, we are not about to go through all the fucking tweets again, I refuse!
1arrogantcityboy: and NO, HE DID NOT PUNCH MINZY....at least I don't think so?
1arrogantcityboy: Look, I think you should stop looking at her stuff. I think Minzy'd be creeped out if she knew you were TROLLING her twtitter.
18onthe18th: Me, uhm, I seem to recall you being the first to send me her twitter info.
18onthe18th: Point in fact, I seem to recall you being the first to bribe oops I meant "encourage" 678*** to keep an extra close eye on her.
1arrogantcityboy: yeah, but that was purely brotherly concern, I don't know what the f*ck your deal is.... noona lover my ass.
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CHAPTER NOTES:
I hope everyone understands/stood the boys twitter names, if not I can explain.
*Double D is Douchebag Duo, Top's less than flattering name for the Kwon Twins.
**Most of the Minzy tweets referenced in this Chapter and subsequent Chapters will be directly from @tweets4ne1 the official tweet translation twitter of ygladies.com. Thank you so much hanasplayground @YGL and GEE @YGL for translating everything even the Kwon twins and other yg family people's tweets.
***678 is Dara and the girls' nickname for 2NE1's manager.
A/N Odd pairing, I KNOW. I hope you liked it, for the 2ne1 fans there will be more of the girls in subsequent chapters. For the GD/TOP fans they will be their crazy wacky selves all over this fic. It won't always be this heavily twitter-speak, but this is definitely the storytelling style that will do most of the heavy lifting... enjoy.
Author: tazanya
Genre: Comedy-Romance with a bit of crack
Rating: R mostly for language and violence
Pairing: GD-Minzy-TOP, GD/CL, other YG family pairings
Author's Note: Minzy will NOT be involved in any sexytimes above PG-13. The post looks a bit busy, I was experimenting with color and bolding and stuff, I will probably edit it so its less garish in the future.
DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual events or people is for entertainment and parody purposes only.
CHAPTER 1 Just a lil creepy
18onthe18th: We should follow her?
1arrogantcityboy: No way, those damn fangirls are too freaking smart. This way I can...you know, fuck what's that word.
18onthe18th: God, Jiyong for such a hipster youre really lacking in internet lingo.. it's TROLLING and yes, you are a major troll
1arrogantcityboy: Isn't trolling playing with those dolls Chaerin likes?
18onthe18th: Why must everything go back to CL? Can you get that chick off your brain for one second, damn?
1arrogantcityboy: Ok. oK. fine, I was just saying... ok, we're trolls. Imma troll, kekeke.
1arrogantcityboy: That would be an awesome name for a song. Imma troll, u a troll, we trollin' we trollin'...
1arrogantcityboy: Are you seriously doing that, now?
18onthe18th: What, the song?
1arrogantcityboy: No, that!
18onthe18th: This?
1arrogantcityboy: YES!! THAT!
18onthe18th: /I am supporting our dongsengs.
1arrogantcityboy: No, you're not. You are pedoing my kid sister.
18onthe18th: First off, she is not REALLY your sister.
1arrogantcityboy: technicality bro technifuckingcality.
18onthe18th: I am also NOT pedoing her. Is that even a word?
1arrogantcityboy: What about your goddamn promise?
18onthe18th: I kept it, hands off till she is eighteen. How the hell was I to know she was gonna go all dominatrix on me before that? Plus, she is eighteen as of January 18 so I am done with that promise.
18onthe18th: AND why are you only getting on my case, Teddy is the one practiclly drooling into the camera on 2NE1tv. I won't even mention the double d's* that keep tweeting her all the time. At least my shit is private.
1arrogantcityboy: private, PRIVATE! we are on effing twitter
18onthe18th: yeah, but its strictly direct messages
1arrogantcityboy: still
18onthe18th: still
1arrogantcityboy: we are in a meeting ok, watch ... wait ARE THOSE JUST THE MINZY CUTS FROM CAN'T NOBODY? YAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18onthe18th: What, I watched the whole thing, can I help it if some resourceful fan decided to upload a video of just Minzy's parts?
1arrogantcityboy: I have got to get you a girlfriend so you can stop mooning over my kid sister, seriously not cool hyung, NOT COOL!.
"Oppa, why are you and Jiyong oppa texting when your sitting right across from each other?" Minzy whispers shyly. "Top, Oppa?"
"Oh, Minzy-yah, uhm, we are working on lyrics," hopefully Jiyong won't ruin the lie with a snort.
"I see, even though your album is out and doing well, you are still so hardworking; Oppa fighting." should I be ashamed to be so happy by this tiny bit of praise from Minzy?
With a gruffness I had not really intended, "working hard is important." Coldness is the best option when it comes to her, for now. For now.
"I understand." she responds a bit deflated, then proceeds to scoot her chair slighty further away from me. Fuck.
Jiyong must have sensed the tension, "Minzy ignore him, he is like that even to me."
1arrogantcityboy: Way to ruin the kid's day.
18onthe18th: Nah, I am always like that, if I were differnet now, wouldn't she wonder?
1arrogantcityboy: but still, she kinda looked hurt.
18onthe18th: Isn't that what you're here for to comfort her when I am being a jerk?
1arrogantcityboy: No, I am here to keep you from talking with her in the first effing place.
18onthe18th: That is just dumb we work in the same place.
18onthe18th: Hold on a sec, did this really happen? I forget. "RT @codeboram: Minji ~~~ Happy birthday!!! Don't get sick, grow up nicely, and get ready for your birthday punches keke Have a happy day ^^"**
1arrogantcityboy: HYUNG, we are not about to go through all the fucking tweets again, I refuse!
1arrogantcityboy: and NO, HE DID NOT PUNCH MINZY....at least I don't think so?
1arrogantcityboy: Look, I think you should stop looking at her stuff. I think Minzy'd be creeped out if she knew you were TROLLING her twtitter.
18onthe18th: Me, uhm, I seem to recall you being the first to send me her twitter info.
18onthe18th: Point in fact, I seem to recall you being the first to bribe oops I meant "encourage" 678*** to keep an extra close eye on her.
1arrogantcityboy: yeah, but that was purely brotherly concern, I don't know what the f*ck your deal is.... noona lover my ass.
_________________________________________________________________________________________________________
CHAPTER NOTES:
I hope everyone understands/stood the boys twitter names, if not I can explain.
*Double D is Douchebag Duo, Top's less than flattering name for the Kwon Twins.
**Most of the Minzy tweets referenced in this Chapter and subsequent Chapters will be directly from @tweets4ne1 the official tweet translation twitter of ygladies.com. Thank you so much hanasplayground @YGL and GEE @YGL for translating everything even the Kwon twins and other yg family people's tweets.
***678 is Dara and the girls' nickname for 2NE1's manager.
A/N Odd pairing, I KNOW. I hope you liked it, for the 2ne1 fans there will be more of the girls in subsequent chapters. For the GD/TOP fans they will be their crazy wacky selves all over this fic. It won't always be this heavily twitter-speak, but this is definitely the storytelling style that will do most of the heavy lifting... enjoy.